21 Dec 2012

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It's the end of the world and the boys feel fine. A scary story. Cookies. Jim in an Olympic lather. Guns, nuts and fruits. Adventures in audio.

Book radio: Woz wassat? Poor Chip. Some winter songs get replayed. Jimmy has no plans. Jets QBs. Wheel of misfortune. Twitter feedback.

Penn Jillette here. The missus, christmas holidays and unreality notTV. Mispronounces Aspergers, before going mental over videogames.

Magicians and the caste system. Visiting China, liberty verus serfdom. Information age. Do the Pharaoh Shuffle and Jerry Camaro stories.

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Whoo Kid's acorn confusion, white slavery, and a programming error. Roland phones and Nicole drops by. The boy Joe DeRosa calls in too.

20 Dec 2012

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CSI shitty floor. Biden and guns. Patrice ... exactly. Ordering faggotry. Basketball Gregg, Cinema Jim and funny ladies intimidate the boys.

Rich Vos here, is all business. Fancy french dining. Barter and tattoos. Billy Crystal's tribute to Club Piscopo. Redban can fuck off. Uncle Paul.

Lazlow Jones to talk about his house getting wrecked in the big storm. Bridge bombing, and Vos's batting average struggles to stay afloat.

Jayden Jaymes and Jayden Cole next. Turgid black penis upsets Ant. Vagina preferences and luminous juice. A little-boy's Squad squabble.

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Sam barely has time for live reads what with all the misogyny to air.

19 Dec 2012

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Assault on the media and twitter squabbling. NRA statement is read. Big broken bone and databases. Muskets. Callers test Ant's patience.

Sleeves to mellow us all out. Piers has a very unpleasant personality. Guns in schools. Erock has snacks. More guns and Jim's bank militia.

Fan favorite Mr Dave Attell in studio. Sympathy dogs could go wrong. Golden eagles on the prowl. Gus and Elmer and a big kettlebell error.

Judd Apatow. Mayans and news stories. Two autograph guys bond. Bit of Larry Sanders chat. Kids on the internet. 'Network' and chicks.

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Jim Norton and sidekick Trav-Dog talk to a parade of broken zilches.

18 Dec 2012

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Despicable and unaccountable news media jackals. Inside the school. Choo-choo. Dr Phil is clearly a cunt. Talking points and prostate fluid.

Westboro and the oxygen of publicity. Some light CBT on the radio.

Joe Rogan is on the telephone. Guns, pharmaceuticals and evolution.

9/14 gets you 10. Old cartoons, hospitality and cinema contretemps. Overdue for some Erock abuse: It's tasty treats and christmas songs. The theater of the mind. End of the world. Year in review ... oh Sam.

Some policemen enter the studio, and the show comes to an end.

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Troy and Roland's crypto-bicurious dynamic explored, plus Nicole.

17 Dec 2012

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Shock jocks offer their analysis of the Connecticut school shooting. Self-entitled zeroes, news-media and absentee gods get cunt kicked.

Me, me, mental defectives push Opie and Jim's buttons. Alea iacta est? Some arithmetic is attempted live on-air. Here come the callers.

More callers, 'Turn your radio down'. Dumb Huckabee opens his yap. Second and eighteenth ammendments. Future Jimmy goes after UPS. Copycat prevention method. Mayor Bloomberg not a fan of the gun.

Ant's anger management. Alex Jones has product he wants to sell.

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Sam entices Opie back in studio. Parenting, twitter and psychiatry

14 Dec 2012

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Sans Jim. Gifts. RG3 upsets a racist. Bob feeds on victim's life source. Stopping the mail. Courtney mad. Rudd and Team Apatow bashed.

Joey Roses is here. Ben Stiller's range. Belushi and SNL stunk actually. Norm! Monty Python gets beat up too. Drunk uncle / Dumb caller.

Mad magazines. Katt Williams is done again. Ant leaves to do acting. Sandwiches On The Road : An intimate conversation with Joe DeRosa. Adoptive parents, a bunch of dead relatives and some Barry White.

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After Show tittle-tattle. Troy bashes DeRosa again. The big O&A fight.

13 Dec 2012

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Baby boomer final gig. Bruce's cock, Sandler's song, Crystal's head. Erock makes the company look bad. Hollyweird loves a message.

More hairlines inspected. Buscemi and drunks. SNL is soft and bad.

A Stones sharp exit. Kanye doesn't care about elderly white people. Coldplay back-catalog. Bob vacates the crypt. McCartney and Grohl.

Quentin Tarantino in studio for an effortless chat about making films.

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A Madsen and Chip Worst Of, then back live. Erock is quite foolish. Sam and Sal talk about famous Japanese films. Li'l Jimmy is here too.

12 Dec 2012

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Nopie 3. Some gifts launch them headlong into childhood nostalgia. Choo-choo. Sam invites Troy to bash rich Erock. Hot, tub. Slave chat.

Ravi's dead. Uncle Anthony makes it rain. Execution. Modern music. Ant not buying Johnny Cash, Jim not dipping his wick. Friendly helper.

Optimistic Kenny. Tattoo show was watched and apparently enjoyed. Gangster Disciples give Ant palpitations. The whole Rick Ross thing.

Some KISS noise. Guitar Hero. Stetten conflict. Sam loves a good twist. On the couch: Jim and Ant love the hate. Erock confesses. Tennis ass.

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The White Philip Show. Miserable dopes get lives straightened-out.

11 Dec 2012

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Nopie. Jack Reacher is on Jim's mind. Fan fiction. Ant dreaming about getting fired. Schpock's teeth and TV talk. The two Norton shows.

Peppers stink. Big lumbering concerts. A bad pre-show gets watched. Zimmerman sues and an elevator ring removal service. In the hood.

More Peppers, and Coke. Prank caller, prank caller! Bakelite phones. Kitchen stimulation and old timey porn. AOL. Are you sure? Finance.

Vagina ... Jimmy's goin' crazy out there at the lake. Nina Agdal scoped. Modern Seinfeld. Cheesecake drama, a monkey and various styles.

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Roland talks about Carson Daly. Out and about with Roland'n'Troy.

10 Dec 2012

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Five minute loop of Street Fighting Man, then a bunch of Worst Of.

OK, let's try that again. No explanation and no Opie.

Judaism vs Travis. Creepy fans. Busting hymens of young gymnasts. Jailbait to race-baiting and default egg pricks. Pop music and stadia.

Howie Mandel briefly plugs some sort of gameshow. Sleepy disorder. Jim farts, Larry King arrives. An abundance of old-school anecdotes.

Compare and contrast. Sirius final notice. Dead receptionist's a dope. Trying to talk sense during a piss storm ... plus accents. Bendy girls.

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Larry King is mental. Jenny Hutt shows up in studio. Whoo Kid too. Mashup Nicole is invited back on the show. A lot of moisture.

7 Dec 2012

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Grim in the Morning. Hear more about Opie's kid and the dumb tree. Anthony turns up. Piscopo, fucking young girls and more Ant's Dad.

Robert Kelly is here. Rails against the tyranny of artificial clocktime. Pancake machine delight. Wicker stinks. His Aruba vacation report.

Bob's small shits. Enough about the fucking tree. Beefing the help. What kind of cunt kicks a dog? Turgid cocks sought out. Patrice clip.

UFC is anticipated. Some lactation information and female arse-gas. Fake titties and pull-ups. Dr Steve crudely mocked. Dana White calls.

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Tech Bawby stays to try and steal even more of poor Sam's airtime. Alamo Drafthouse praised for battling cinema savages. Dream error.

6 Dec 2012

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Christmas cards. A distressing video ... I think you might not like it. Fishbowl boyband lockdown. Taylor Swift's publicity friendly vagina.

Ope's retarded tree. Ted. Lasercomb. "Oy noy!", a fake phone call. Boys wonder why they have a shitty setup. Fiscal cliffs and taxation.

Fat lady demands bacon, causes studio depression. Sanchez / Ryan. Jesse Ventura and other mental defectives. More fucking nonsense.

Joe Piscopo is in the studio. Getting raped on the child support thing. Jersey Joe's rehabilitation on the O&A show is complete in three acts.

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Poor dumb Joe. Shitty SNL characters that got films. The Manilow.

5 Dec 2012

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Crybaby. Dr Steve bothered for no good reason. Schools. Traffic.

Photography and savages. Let's watch the TV, that'll relax everyone. Anthony agitated on matters race-based. Kevin Carter's pet vulture.

Thunderstruck. Room-temperature ranch dressing causes a problem. Matt Paxton phones for Hoarders cat chat. Ant regularly goes to 11.

Joe Currie's shitty gigs. Bob Costas blames you for being too stupid. Jimmy gets a civics lesson. Second Amendment is argued. Cupcakes.

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Sam's masculine bladder betrays him, a frothy piss shaggy dog story.

4 Dec 2012

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Mr Cumia is absent today, so it is grim in the morning. Subway death. Platform strategy and the folly of crowds. People prefer to go for self.

One-sheet, princes ... gout? No Ant, the dumb callers have a field day. Gym Jim. Harsh soundboard. Tom Papa here to put the top hat on it.

Shitty winter holiday songs. Dogshit observational humor. Babyshit.

Hinder pay for abuse. Jimmy pisses. Fantasy shit. Norton's new show. They sit about waiting for Martin Freeman to turn up for quick chat.

Those on expensive mobile data plans ... may wish to take the hint.

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Sam doesn't like missing out. Guy Fieri. The MashUp is a plane crash.

3 Dec 2012

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Hobbit framerate and weekend update. Patrice on StubHub. Tugging. Gullible Jim and a viral voyage. Belcher, Costas blames the hardware.

Sam keeps tabs on the staff. Batchat. A greenroom requirement. Dolphin attack. Paedo mood music. Most offensive song nostalgia.

Love ballad. A playboy radio paux fas ... Raaamone! Cancer quack ad. Old man Heff and low cunt. Mashup Nicole makes poor life choices.

Shoeless bums on the street. Plane crash on King Drive. The Lohan. Supernatural philosophy on dumb twitter. Verified. Piers still a cunt.

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Dolphins confuse Sammy. Joe Piscopo still a topic of conversation. Wrestling radio intrigue. Hutt puts a fat dick in Sam's ass. Sex-talk.

30 Nov 2012

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Piscopo call is anticipated. Jerky boy. Moley boy. Presentation is vital. Homeless shopping, Times Square shenanigans and Lohan fatigue.

Broadway musical chat. Menino's on the way out for sure this time. Monarchy causes colonial confusion. Randi podcast. The young girls.

Steven Singer is in studio bringing some audio contest prize money. Has some suggestions for management. Oh ... Mrs Erock is here too.

The jingle winner is announced. Oblivious Joe Piscopo is on the phone. Attempts all manner of deflection strategies to keep Opie off his ass.

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Bones get picked out of the Piscopo call. A caller talks about Patrice. Jingle winner minor disagreement. Stephen Rannazzisi is Sam's guest.

29 Nov 2012

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Powerballs. A dizzying barage of Seinfeld references. Boldface names. 'Club Piscopo' is critiqued, turns out to be worse than the holocaust.

Florentine is in studio. More Joe Piscopo, cringe levels go supercritical. Lines are gently peppered, aftermath is imagined, fix it in the edit ...

Integrity. Sleepy Bill Burr phones to promote the Patrice benefit gig. Demon bridge-burner, master cock-blocker. Jim's prized 'artworks'.

Fleurds. Gifts are fucking stupid. The molestation album is presented. Stalker Patti shows up to tell us about her health problems. Karaoke.

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Big show runs long. No time for any After Show today.

28 Nov 2012

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The Steve O is discussed. Things don't much improve for Ralphie May. Across the radio tracks. Half-man, half-apology. Chip joke is enjoyed. Seditious malcontents air grievances. Presidential ladies compared. Dolly Parton Nashville chit-chat unexpectedly lights-up the phones.

Cumia still refuses to appreciate classic blues. A complaint is received. Someone is on the hotline, rarely seen Destroyer mojo. One day off.

Shit-head interaction is tiring. Elmo sexy excerpts. Framerate concern. Wheelchairs and ear-pieces. Meetings. Ant's an OG and Stanley T.

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Danny called a repellent cunt, is emphatic that he is not bothered.

27 Nov 2012

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It's all fun and games on the old twitter: Totalitarians, Ralphie May and Brown bashing clucking fallout. Elmo reprobates and leg weight.

Half-man hassle. Sickening film dialogue causes testicular retraction.

Hairy asshole. Old show characters recalled. Gay Marco vs the vadge.

Ray Liotta is in studio to plug a film ... still sounds exactly like him. Gambling, sneakers and collections. Kuklinski. Soap stories. Scorsese.

Whoo Kid the big liar grabs 4th-mic. Bradley Bliss imdb'd. Ass-holster. Quick on the draw Steve O is here. Tattoo trouble. Ribald drug tales.

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Whoo Kid describes hip-hop kidnap, Sam explains illiberal white guilt.

26 Nov 2012

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Ant's racist dinnertime. No mash. Cats galore. Ope's mental mother. Jimmy went to the cinema. Stupid Black Friday. Erock the curator.

Stressful shopping for a big shot. 80s shitty soap themes = big buzz. Old parade footage, long Florida dick and X-Factor vocal gymnastics.

Jets mess discussed at great length, a superfan replacement sought. The confusing nature of SiriusXM marketing. A psychological test.

Jenny Hutt walks and talks ... and sucks. Troy Quantity's Pennsylvania. A Sleeves double-bill is mostly enjoyed. Chip meets some Rockettes.

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Sam says that John Mayer stinks on ice, Zito barges in to disagree.