31 Jul 2012

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No Jimmy. Diver fat cock and various watersports. More ponderous Olympic-based shite to wade through. 'Keep it fair, keep it fair.'

Here be dragons! Science of sleep: Jim's here, fresh from his petri dish. Short rapey break, and some tape of Artie Lange having a messy piss.

John Sterling, a cunt. Colin Quinn, a twitter-superhero. Olympic break resuscitation attempt, it dies on table. Sam's Bestchester Food Fayre.

Ari Shaffir in studio. Shrooms, acid, warporn. Naughty Jews, bronze age regulations, and hot Israeli chicks. 'In The Ghetto'. Gamble-tales.

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Ari stays with Sam awhile. Zeets turns up to put angry Sal in his place.

30 Jul 2012

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Olympic chatter. Boys not in a hurry to dispel any stereotypes.

More Olympic stuff. Air Canada customer service. Another comedian has to say sorry. Jimmy enjoyed a night with the gals. Lost his wallet.

Opie was bored. Ant at the ballgame. Uncle Paul remembers a song. An anthem gets sung. Refluffing the grass. Clitty Bush 'n' Huey Lewis

People getting shot in NY and Seattle. Constitutional speculation. Mob helps themselves. Jerry Jones. Incriminating lunar photography. Bloomberg milky tit interference. Acrophobia and the Port Authority.

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Sam has concerns for Jim. The callers start squabbling with each other.

27 Jul 2012

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Disfigurement upsets Opie. Daycare basher video. Storm and working a connection. Swearbox. Inbred. Country music bit goes a bit wrong.

The boy DeRosa is here. Generic 90s rock enrages Joe. Tool talk entices Dr Gay in studio. Repurposing stinks. Troy causes significant irritation.

Lettuce leaf dischord, Cobb salad controversy. Ghostsss... Jesus Joe. Earth hours. Fickle and unsettling nature of contemporary celebrity.

Otto Petersen turns up, all his famous fans. Sandusky tape. Stooges. Some Dice history. Ira. Joe's film school. Aaron Lewis: guns/cow pussy.

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Opie stays on to talk Aaron Lewis and all that meditation horseshite.

26 Jul 2012

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Olympic flags and logos. A coconut got pinged. Basketball shootings. Insubstantial priorities of a gossippy news-media. Ant's movie review.

Superannuated tumescence. Joan Rivers' coupon up-close. Lonely old people in stores stink. SiriusXM shitty service. @Midas fun and games.

Cocksure Rob barges the vadge. Fight song repurposed. Jimmy leaves and goes to Canada. Endorsement misfires. Burr's gun control audio.

Pat Cooper in studio, and away he goes. He don't mean no disrespect.

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Intern Rob is put under the lights to see if his story still stacks up.

25 Jul 2012

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Rock and roll commerce. Big fat Michael Moore was on Piers Morgan. Ant's delicate equilibrium mercilessly assaulted, beach volleyball balm.

Jimmy and his 8-inches of fun. Hollywood reacts to real-life violence. TV theme time. Dead Jefferson, Sherman Hemsley is remembered.

Shitty stick. Boys finally catch-up on Michelle Jenneke. Mike Tyson. Some people not overly keen on the Penn State football sanctions.

Truck! Jackson family confusion not caught on video. App problems. E*R*O*C*K berated, bah rah dah da dat dat da. A lost Jackson talks.

An old bit laid to rest, another resurrected. Ant DMing new puss. Chip.

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Angry phone-calls and all the usual intern-based nonsense.

24 Jul 2012

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Look at that cunt's dumb face, and all that prison justice horseshit. Sim City infanticide. Baseballers. Norton's horrifying collectivist future.

No banana for Jimbo. Shit stirring + wrestling = Sam. Connor probed. Interns and their vacant distant stare. "¡You're kidding!". Half-inch fun.

Billionaire Bloomberg talks about guns, hypocrisy levels turn critical. Quick tour of the various state's firearm rules and requirements.

Author Brad Thor is in studio. Tasering kids with a finger in your ass. Doesn't take very long for him and Ant to get on like a house on fire.

Anthony enjoyed a comedy, let's guess. Rest of room not buying it.

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International caller for Sam. Roland selfishly works show connections.

23 Jul 2012

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Old bits remembered. An attention seeking loser gets what he wants. Sock debate. Fight or flight, the cowardly lion got interviewed on TV.

Ant considers the whys and wherefores of lawful gun ownership.

Cowardly lion update, oy vey, boy is he in Dutch. Wealthy TV ladies.

Kobayashi Maru-rock. Alex Jones apologists go hummina-hummina. Penn State sanctions come down. Statue, stocks and some sociology.

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Obstreperous intern Rob. Troy and Roland bro-ing makes us queasy.

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As mentioned on today's shows, the Steve Carlesi tribute that Erock put together. (Not my recording, posted to BMT by amfmradio)

20 Jul 2012

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Boys watch and contrast the news coverage of a cinema shooting.

Tangled speculation, radio scanners, twitter feeds and phone calls.

Donald Trump Jr in studio to talk about guns and golf. Fred Willard thought he had skated. Big aeroplanes and poking about Facebooks.

Bob Odenkirk turns up. Somehow we start-off with Andy Kaufman. Variety shows, Mr Show and Farley. Bunch of Breaking Bad chit-chat.

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Jim and Chip take turns interviewing people at San Diego Comicalcon.

19 Jul 2012

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Anthony alone in the dark: night-vision, big caddy and wireless data. Sam's candy-skull remembered. Zimmerman on Hannity discussed.

Someone is a birthday boy. Grapes and pickles. Back to the Zimm.

Montaaage. Jim Florentine is in studio. Ant's big mistake. Long Island threesome triangulations. Homerun Cumia's a drunken fuck machine.

Chicago considered. Take me out to the ball game stinks. Dice is here. Travis schemes to undermine Andrew. Manky feet and attacking Fran. Ice-cream cake melts as the atmosphere takes a turn for the worse... Negotiations turn it around nicey-nice, kind of, then a goon appears.

Show runs super-long, so no Shit Show for Sam, everybody wins

18 Jul 2012

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Boys go along to see a new Batman film. Big Bane problem and moles. A disappointed Rich Vos phones to complain about Glenn Beck.

Long Island City then Linnsanity finally buried. Checks and balances. Boy scouts just give everyone the creeps. Paedo-tales on the phone.

A Roland break. Dr Steve's tumescent shower fun. Dead Kennedys.

Fatty pig fatty, Chicago bits kicked around. Statue. Bash the mash-up. Gary Oldman is here for a quick chat ... awwww, lil' Yimmy loves Gary.

The late Mick Foley turns up, but does include bonus Brendon Burns. Show runs long and then bleeds awkwardly into Sam's Shit Show.

17 Jul 2012

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Zimmerman arithmetic, edited for space, and a twitter engagement. Colin Quinn anti-twitter superhero. Big fat dick and bicycle shorts.

Vos gets a Beck mention, needs edited for space. Chicago paranoia. Show schedule and scanners. Tranquil Opie OOBE and fuck phones.

Ant quite liked Deep Purple it seems. Chipper audio from Comiccccon.

Hunt the break, find it everywhere. Some Louis CK Daily Show audio. Ian Halperin is on the phone to offer up some memories of Steve C.

Chip don't give a fuck. In depth Olympic rundown. More Comiccccons.

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Beats, breaks, fills and more, Troy and Sal talk drummer terminology.

16 Jul 2012

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Coffee trouble. Opie and Erock were at Steve C's wake. Jim and Sam join in with some of their favorite bear flavored memories and stories.

Some Harry Chapin to lighten the mood. Curfew gives fat Roland the opportunity to waste time with Springsteen chat. Tosh rape polemic.

Linsanity no more, Castle Nagel party. Flying to San Diego on shitty airlines. Mrs Roberts is putting it about a bit. The Comical Con happs.

Suck on that Twizzler. Number two toilet routine and Jim's arse-magic. A little preview of Chip testing the boundaries of social convention.

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Troy tells us at excessive length why he couldn't be at Nagel's party.

13 Jul 2012

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If you see me comin’ Best get out of my way

Steve Carlesi is fondly remembered, with a brief appearance by Stinky. Management dopes. Funny rape jokes are funny. The shitty painting should be a media project. Paterno's head on a pole. Snow-day audio.

Bill Burr is on the blower. 'What's the deal with airline peanuts?' Hank Simpson battles the marketers. Bill's a big star now. Steve the gay cat.

FX lineup reviewed. When the lights went out ... unexpected Worst Of. Jim Jefferies phoner. Ticket trouble and news. "I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself".

12 Jul 2012

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Jimless. Time Warner and a presumptuous painting. Compound West is a junkyard. Hudson and the coon. Harley and scab warm nostalgia.

The nostalgia keeps flowing with treeforts, igloos and breadbags.

Lovable big galoot Rich Vos is here. Insists he is not a micro-surgeon. Muni meters and the cunts at city-hall. Crack stories and golf clubs. Time for another lap around the ol' pawn store and storage shows.

Coke in the butt. Boys play Columbo on Robert Blake. Tom Cotter is dissected. Vos's cock sucking podcast. Obamacare. Lazlow phones in.

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No Shit Show today, young Samuel is at Comical Con.

11 Jul 2012

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Something's gotta give. Sam's eyebrows. Format flip, the death throes of regular radio. Scott and Todd bashed. Stalkers stink ... Danny too.

Sirius hassles. Shit Show is widely enjoyed. Some video needs edited. What kind of dope phones a best-of show? Note says 'Bad Accents'.

Jim learns a big lesson. Erock is a steaming-mad, guilty motherfucker. Young Sambo is in his element as the shit-stirring reaches overdrive.

Daniel Tosh's rape situation, Jim tells dummies to go fuck themselves.

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O&A's international appeal. Intern mistakes require punishment.

10 Jul 2012

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Self-serving political class and big government gets on the boy's tits. Baseball scuttlebutt and candy bars. Line comes in at 8.5 for Seinfeld reference over/under, place your bets. ESPN is sorry. A guys weekend.

Sauce, insertion and eggs. Checkout marketing shenanigans enrage. Tom Cruise settlement is speculated upon. Mileage. Guests ranked.

Newman in studio. Anthony and Wayne bond by shitting on the exes. Cheerfully runs through the old Seinfeld, JFK and dinosaur anecdotes.

Second spitter mystery needs answers. Christmas Light answers too. Dr Tim Whatley is next, Bryan Cranston is here to plug Breaking Bad.

The revolving door keeps spinning, Elijah Wood is your closing guest.

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Mrs Nagel's vagina has a voracious appetite for celebrity penis.

9 Jul 2012

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Carol Miller, Amy's beach party and Access All Areas Vegas UFC tales. Gloves, the gloves, something about the gloves ... poor nutcase Jimbo.

Borgnine no more. Sam was a fat man's assistant. Faded Vegas and the Dice. Air travel and the lost art of customer service. Long walk.

Erock bashed, but not as bad as PepsiCo. Opie plays at Friends and Neighbors, and gives Ant the heebie-jeebies. "I'm trying to bang this fuckin' broad" ... Jim works it. Fat black chicks 'n' skinny white ones.

Chip was out in Las Vegas too. Ice-cream, gay fucking and sharks.

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Roland-heavy edition of the Shit Show, and Sam's celebrity listeners.

6 Jul 2012 - Worst Of

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Sammy's wedding. Will Ferrell. Bro-ing down with Troy and whatever.

Donald Sutherland. Bawby's bandolier, Danny's cloud guy that never took off, and the Christmas lights scam ... could make a decent video.

Medley of MMA tap-outs and then a melange of Ted's misadventures. Billy Corgan interviewed. And to finish, Opie has an announcement.

5 Jul 2012 - Worst Of

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Gillian Jacobs, then Joel McHale talk Chevy. The great Jeff Goldblum.

Jim reads Mimi Beardsley. Kareem's cuntish publicist with Kevin Smith. Pissfoot. A night at the opera with Nicolas Cage. Uncle Paul gets angry.

Rich Vos sings. Ice Cuuube tape analyzed. Sam's TV gets smashed-up.

4 Jul 2012 - Worst Of

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Amy Schumer triple trouble. Dr Steve's wedding speech, Chris Kyle the sniper and Alex Jones the arsehole. Breuer and family at the beach.

Lazlow Jones in Brazil, Shaquille O'Neal, a Chip Chipperson montage. Tom Hiddleston franchised. Gervais, DeRosa and juicy she-cock.

Hot Dogs and Handies

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3 Jul 2012

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Nopie. Illegal fireworks of yesteryear fondly recalled.

Jim gave himself a brain rage hemorrhage. Ant begins his Scientology research project. Auditing Cruise and the inforfuckingmation.

Bobby Kelly is here. A Vegas trip anticipated. Old men practicing the sweet science. Scrapping and stomping. Jim and hats, always hats.

A sociologist's face gets scrutinized. Westworld and a Proustian rush. Sam's wrestling break. Belts and bosons. Shemales and brown chicks.

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Bawby phones Sambo, an ass-raping on the cards. Kevin the fuck-up. An investigation is launched and guilty parties identified.

2 Jul 2012

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Jim reports back. Ant watches BET and let's all listen to the Sharpton. Cruiser, Holmes and the wacky malarkey. Spiderman web slinging.

LMFAO and the Instant Replay get's a work-out.

Denis Leary turns up. (Any excuse for this old Tough Crowd clip).
Plugging Spiderman and a song that everyone tries hard to ignore. Basketball, stuntwork, and the technical specifics of chromakey. Favorite comedians and pro-athletes ... Hey-up, surprise Breuer!

Instagram trouble. Some of the old crew remembered.

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Bobo let off hold to talk BoboQ. Sam's tour of Castle Nagel. Interns.