31 May 2012

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Pregnant Jim, Ant's delicious dream, and the Hughes Lifetime movie. Bloomberg is a noodge, and diametrically opposed worldviews collide.

Sam and Erock are both treacherous. Marty doesn't pull the trigger.

Autotunes, meltdowns and themes. 'No homos in heaven' sparks theological discourse. 'How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?'

Double big gulp. Old man Roberts pulling his wire at young Jess. Sam's vows stink, the boys help punch them up. Yummy jizz flavored treats.

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Let's all meet the sex-brigade, the new interns are here.

30 May 2012

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Opie loves the Hasidic Jew, wife probably less so. Then tense up your bollocks, the new Russian videos are in. It's Smörgåsbord radio time: Babybirds, cockbulges, roofs of the world, coons and tiger pussy rules.

Shitty soundtracks, Madonna, and the Zimmerman don't give a fuck.

Jimmy met Ice T in the corridor. Trump and Wolf. Hatfield and McCoy.

Zombietime. A rumour. Extended Lego talk, Erock slips out the noose. Waiting for boxer Micky Ward, in the interim some unscheduled Ice T.

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Gregg, Tony and Jim stay on for the Shit Show to replay the tape, and Jonathan is here too, he's obsessed. Toumani Diabaté gets played too.

29 May 2012

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Selfish Sam causes much inconvenience. His nuptials get dissected.

Mimi Beardsley sing-along and an eggy-backed infestation. Big donger puts Opie off his stride. Face/Off, a decapitation and a molestation.

Opie's sickly dad, and fat hog. Old man Roberts cruising for twinks. Driving thru houses, watching war films, and mermaids anger James. Chris Hayes, professional bed-wetter and back-tracker.

Some Bill Maher audio upsets poor Anthony's delicate equilibrium.

100th O&A Show upload today, bitches.

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Jim and Chip visit for a quick minute. Wedding seating-plan is debated.

28 May 2012 - Worst Of

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Bob Kelly does the links. Navy Seal sniper Chris Kyle. Alex Jones makes himself look more ludicrous than usual. And then R Lee Ermey.

Dave Rabbit audio and phoner. The Donald Rumsfeld lizard question. Jesse Ventura pushes the mic away. Good interview with Clint Hill. Finishes up with the Bobby's Mesopotamian lycanthrope.

Anti-Social on Raw Dog

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Norton, Attell, Di Paolo and Lange round the table. (1hr 32mins)

25 May 2012 - Worst Of

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Shock collar, Dice goes shopping, Ken Jeong and embalmed ghostsss. Ice T and Coco. Permits, beak wetting and a stolen basketball hoop.

'Sometimes when we touch', the Di Paolo/CK brouhaha from Louie. Dr. Steve's wedding speech, and then Dr. Kaku tangles with Chip.

'Hiroshima, there a shima, everywhere a shima shima'.

24 May 2012

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Flannel shirts on for the 90s revival bit. Cokelogic's new 'Bowling for Behave' render. Michael Moore, the fat fuck. Pendulum, yesss, no!

Dru Boogie's laptop. KISS's poverty of back-catalog, Ant still despises that Simmons clown. Big A reads the news, Erock is not a team player.

Georgeless Otto in studio, coming in hot. Foreheads, dogshite, open window and a grand a night. Vic Henley is here too. Steinway story.

Bill Burr phoner. NBA is dirty. Vaginal prolapse generates big laughs.

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Opie stays-on for a little bit. Dru Boogie interviewed. Bobo upset. Otto tells us some stories from the good old days to close out the show.

23 May 2012

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No Opie. Waiting online. Sociopathic urges and moral responsibility. Instagram cliché and twitter food. Subway drama and grape drink.

The Joe DeRosa is here. Fuck that lonely cocksucker zilch ... no, not Joe. And then you got your Bobby Kelly. Tears at the compound. Penis.

Presumptious middlers and merch. Stand-up confidence and taking your break. Three ghosts turn up to frighten Anthony with alternate timelines. Soothing Bobby's pain with tech. The Long Island Xanadu. Relationships, compatability and Bob thinks Joe is definitely gay.

We all sit around with a bunch of big rods watching Bailey Jay videos.

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Joe and Bobby stay-on for Sam's little show. SnobTrav is introduced.

22 May 2012

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Dice's smoky blowback, Mars stares at a cable and Sam gets all inky. NY mass transit. Facebook is for queers. Fact of the Day gets a redo.

A pop band called Train in studio to play some songs or something. Jim rescues interview going nowhere fast with rape and murder chat.

Slash briefly appears to explain audio engineering to sweet Yimmy.

Kenny handles his bidness, Slash's asshole 'people'. Penn Jillette angry audio, takes Obama to the woodshed. Fuckable first ladies assessed.

Fucking hell, a friend of the show shows up unannounced, Louis CK. Tickets, fancy car and ice-hockey. Young Anthony, the California years. Saving the special. Inside story on the Michael Jackson MTV thing.

▶ No Shit Show today.
Two worst of clips. One is on youtube and the other was posted here.

21 May 2012

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Robin Gibb means Bee Gees scanned. An orange set excites lil' Jimmy. Hot chicks in Thrones, bad box office and a depressing Sandler trailer.

Award show banter. Much too much time spent discussing Van Halen. Bomber(?), bloody-nose and a billionaire. Horsie talk. Fact of the day.

An affable Marc Maron in studio. Unsubtle Opie scopes podcast thing. New York grime is raping him, aircon and a big angry brain tumor.

Later, the Dice joins us. Lights-up and dominates the room with ease. Audience assholes, balls-deep with the thick piss, and family matters. The classic Eric Roberts impression is very briefly done, a fan favorite.

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The studio gets vacuumed on-air, sounds better than usual show.

Greased Lightning

In light of recent allegations, the boys decide to trawl Travolta's back-catalog in search of potential clues. (Show : 18 May 2012)

18 May 2012

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Speculation. New dead Kennedy and Donna Summer. (Patrick Cowley remix, I think so). Hair-metal idiot manchild and delusional kid fiddler.

Kenickie gives the boys something juicy to get their teeth into.

Amy Schumer. A date rape bullet point. All hands round cocks for the Buzz story. Furry burgundy Kangol and a hairy stripe. Cheesesteaks.

Norton re-discovers his Irish roots. Getting caught fucking around.

Wall St boxing trainer audio. Ant shoots at video generated muslims. Morgan Spurlock turns up to do marketing for his new product.

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They remember Steve C's weird styling and when Danny wore a suit. XM nostalgia, and speculative plans to wrangle ESD at the wedding.

17 May 2012

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Travolta fascinates, Maher an asshole. Breuer in studio nice and early. Awesome possum, Fear and Loathing in Long Island, Little Rascals.

Breuer figures-out that the news media is just professional wrestling. Ventures off-road to Bill Burr Bilderberg territory. AC/DC cover band.

Lazlow Jones, just back from London. Opie introduced to UK tits. They watch Max Payne 3 and listen to gig audio. Fake sleeves and 26 miles.

'Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes'. Out of your element with the sharks, whales and hungry hungry hippos. Proper gun control at the range.

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The Shit Show explores the fragile shattered psyche of Jennifer Hutt.

16 May 2012

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Three broken-down old men. Coughs, squirts and chinstraps. Howard entertains the rubes. Sam is a better broadcaster, Troy is discreet.

Jim has a plane to catch. Buttered rolls and bread products. Blue tarp and triple trouble. Ant enjoyed Bobcat's new film. Haters be tiresome.

Trump Jr in studio. Fly fishing, celeb TV bollocks and big game hunting. Lays out his personal responsibility manifesto and end of empire.

A statement from Jay Mohrz is read. Next up we have Justine Joli, Nikki Benz and Heather Vandeven. Huge purple cocks and multi-tasking.

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The boys all get together to choose which Penthouse lady they'd fuck.

15 May 2012

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Anthony's papers are in order, he is permitted to enter the building.

Stories from the wretched death bed. A revolving door of compound new pussy. Shitty chick book is mentioned and we're off to the races.

Bob Saget in studio. Sense of humor goes a long way. More Patrice stories. Presidential chat. Dummy publicists get sweet Jim all riled-up.

Saget stays. An outbox error. Airplane assholes and hassles. A touch more Travolta, and a brother too. Sam's wedding and age of consent.

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Listen to Danny and Troy talking about fucking fat girls. Lucky you.

14 May 2012

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No Ant, his papers are not in order. Birthday party, Broadway update and the fiscal arithmetic of comedy specials. Erock shows no respect. Jimmy begins to sense his mortality and there's a new Patrice article.

Ol' Blue Eyes gets bashed, Bin Laden specifics. A balloon bit struggles for traction. 'Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees'.

Ted the mathematician. Opie gets himself a premiership education.

Norton floats a fanciful conspiracy theory. Chip does not love penis. Pointless record ignored, death by scheduling, and fuck Nora Dunn.

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Whoo Kid sizes up Monica. Troy is a homoqueersicle not a fighter.

11 May 2012

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Sleepy Jim. Time magazine cover, nutty moms suckling big huge kids. Dr Steve on the phone, nipple and fluid chat is right up his straße.

Misheard words and phrases, mustard mess. Old tit-milk tape played. Ant crawls off deathbed and phones the show. Sounds all beat to shit.

More whooping cough fear. Pretzel vendors versus idiot autism scare. Romney high school haircut. Jimbo goes obscure, hot Nancy Allen clip.

Sam gets a little more help with putting his wedding vows together. Breastfeeding tape played out to close show, Vos does a smashing.

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Sam is curious about deep fat fryers. Erik and Roland not much help.

10 May 2012

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Tyranny of the majority. Biological imperitives and state paperwork. The boys talk gay marriage and juicy cock. Tom Papa wanders in.

Clowns, sad zoos, and children's cake. Sam's wedding plans discussed. Chippah finally makes it to World Star Hip Hop. Norton is delighted.

Long Island hot dogs and handjobs video is played. Cloud feedback.

Tom Papa discovers a potential benefit of post-modern pussification? The pros and cons of beating up children. Bob cuts and Travolta's tips. Ted Nugent will suck your dick to prove stuff. Lovitz and free speech.

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Sam tells us how much he enjoys the new Opie on-air family man.

9 May 2012

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Pertussis update. Opie concerned for his legacy. Sam interviewed Lisa Lampanelli about cans of worms. Norton did some light Travolting.

Tom Papa in the petri dish. Boy Butter, cock-talk and a fist in the ass. Opie's childhood reminiscence and a pair of mentally-ill matriarchs.

Eminem gets some kudos, though not from a Jay-Z addled Sam. Hugs. Masseur #2 affidavit gets read, Jimmy provides color commentary.

Sacha Baron Cohen swervejob disappoints, gets the boots put to him. More cloud malarkey. Theology and probability and light-switches.

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Opie apologises to Erock ... sort of. Explains why he feels yesterday's show was poor. A delighted Sam is in his element as the shit is stirred.

8 May 2012

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Erock fucks up. No Anthony. Norton's mental apnea mask. Pertussis paranoia sweeps the studio. Whooping it up at Sam's wedding.

Travolta's hard eight discussed at length. Florentine dragged into the infection-zone. Going line by line gets everyone all hot and bothered.

Unions and in the pocket politicians puts the kibosh on UFC for NY. Kenny, his curious personality and his bedroom antics are dissected.

Some Ozzy, Octopussy and new-media thrills on Kenny's Facebook. Knicks kneecaps and NASCAR. The sports pages scanned and clock watched as the boys stagger relentlessly towards the finish line.

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Jimmy briefly talks about Martin Sheen. Intern Sal. Fat Erock licks his wounds, Sam plays nice, he only uses the little spoon. Whoo Kid.

7 May 2012

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Sick Ant out, sick Jim in, pertussis is discussed. New York City wildlife. Dr Steve phones to talk antibiotics and black holes. Adam Yauch.

Avengers box-office and franchising. Kneecaps. We catch-up with all the Cleveland drama shooting the special. Unions, cues and Sabbath.

Bawby! Its Bob Kelly. Dumb bandoliers. Audience co-ordinator cunts. Kitten lover Kurt Love calls. The Throne Dance. Family stuff, crazy cults and eye-watering wedding bills. UFC up-sum. Boxing at Bruce.

A mob hit gets hastily put out and Angry Chip is ferociously ignored. Tall buildings, acrophobia and the pull-ups. Experimental live-read.

Bobby and Opie stay on for overtime, eating into Sam's valuable time.

Show rudely merges into semi-Shit Show. Chazz Palminteri in studio.

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The Sam & Robert Show. 10 minute chat on the fickle finger of fate.

4 May 2012

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It's a chillin day. Sirius shambolic customer service. Knicks and knees. Catch-up on the tunes: vintage Bollywood, Jack White, Willie Nelson.

Tiger Beat Joe DeRosa is here to help out. Pennies and tipping games. Seger gets the slamming he avoided earlier. Story songs bashed too.

Tanned kid. Pinkett does metal by the numbers. Roland is all pissed. DeRosa sneaks around other boys bedrooms at night, and tapes it.

Live reads. The Reservoir Dogs diner scene is enjoyed, Chris Penn too. Brown face brouhaha and Wayans family disaster. Artificial left-right dichotomy is deconstructed. Led Zep larceny and Liam G's best bits.

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Sam, he hangs around bathrooms talking Broadway with gay guys.

3 May 2012

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Ambient sleep-tapes, talking of the anodyne how does 40minutes of Bruce chat grab you? Please exit via the merch stall. Leggy workout. Ant's dad and his gay son. Lions: the bread and circus pay per view.

You need the cash money, multi-millionaire argues with hole-puncher. Sam's sneaky 20. Danny excitedly talks Primus. Psychic cloud control.

Jim Breuer is in studio. An Outer Banks combustion story. O&A fans in Oz, they illegally download the show. Homeschool and the sexy talk. The Jay Mohrz is on the phone to shoot the shit with his old pal.

Battle of the who gives a shit: Metallica and Axl. Dana White phones to plug UFC. Rogan's a maniac. Ant's Aussie accent gets a good workout.

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More Springsteen. Kevin and Steve from Broken Lizard are the guests.

2 May 2012

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The working week re-examined and Sam's Ripken interview assessed. Haters get told, Cleveland bridge bombers and Osama. Laughing Tom Papa shows up. Planes, teeth, and props on ABC News? Twitter tho.

Opie redesigns education for an information age, Rocky Horror nerds. Nostalgia for old-fashioned smut. Kitten Natividad. Tom Papa laughs.

Benny Hill versus Monty Python. Natividad redemption attempted by way of Russ Meyer. (sidenote: Cramps playing Napa Mental Hospital).

Playmates, nostalgia, phone zombies and the lost art of conversation. Is Betty White DTF? JLC point of contention. Lisa Rinna's Depends ad. Time is a cruel, harsh mistress: Kellys LeBrock and McGillis inspected.

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Danny believes Tom Papa is getting better. Erock is on tech support. Taylor Hicks is the big get for Sambo. Classic tape played of Jay Mohr.

1 May 2012

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Sam receives a reprimand. The extent of Troy's 'whatever' is explored. Roland craves subway-based external validation. Dress montage.

Amy Schumer is here. Dogs and kittens and racism. Missing testicles and stone dykes. Sucking beast cock. Titty Twister and dealertainers.

Bear Grylls shows up. Entertaining tales of ice, enema and mosquito.

Studio is still smitten with manly Bear after he leaves. The mini go-bag.

Warren Littlefield up next, former NBC executive. Quick run through all the famous shows he was involved with. No Seinfeld references?

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Sam has a chance to exercise his basic sports knowledge. Cal Ripken Jr is guest. An old Roland tape is played. Phones for interview feedback.