6 Jun 2012

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Walker wins, a baby boy cries. Warm nostalgia for chunky technology. Gorilla for sale, Norton the futurist and Ant's hot rod at the drive-in.
Ice ice douchebag. Three old men talk late-80s pop rap. (Jazzy Jeff's transformer scratch is rudely ignored). Troy wastes some electricity.
The Schumer haters from yesterday can now repent at leisure as we enjoy the comedy radio stylings of Tom Papa. Thievery and larceny.
More white people not behaving. Roland is a very selfish fat fuck. Prometheus review. The boy Colin Hanks is here to plug a new film. Acting nonsense and music chat. The little-person stripper is recalled.

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Danny and Travis try a Shit Show two-hander. Movies and games.

41 comments:

  1. Spoilers during the Prometheus review? Suppose I could just skip over that part. Thanks D. Would bang Schumer for the record.

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    1. No spoilers, I don't think. Unless you count Ant's general view that the thing was badly underwritten. Squeaks a 7/10 he says.

      I think he was more excited at getting his carry-piece through the metal detectors.

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  2. thank you, so much for upping this so fast. It saves me at work.

    bye bye pie face, hello fag voice. Very funny story on the you know what dude podcast about him.

    Bobby was joking with Colin one night and tells him he saw Papa kissing a guy in a alley. Collin thought he was serious and says I KNEW IT!!!!

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  3. I'm a Schumer hated and would bang her. that aint saying much

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    1. Yeah but would you munch on her holes?

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  4. Great recap as always, thanks!

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  5. Thanks dude! I love Papa by the way XD

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  6. Can't stand Schumer's wannabe etch and Tom Papa's general unfunniness. Call me a hater, I won't argue.

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  7. wannabe *edge fucking auto-correct

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  8. Hey guys, thanks for the O+A fix. I released a tribute song for Patrice at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0AW_B1AKCc or free download from http://www.alandriscoll.com/thewomb/patrice.htm. Maybe someone here will enjoy it. This is a serious song, but I'm also the idiot responsible for the Steve C classics 'I Don't Work Mondays' and 'I Would Drive (100 Feet)'.

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  9. o&a have been very nostalgic this last couple weeks

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    1. I've noticed lately that Anthony seems to talk about his childhood alot more then often.

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  10. The rundown I pray for every morning:
    "Somber show today, Roland died of a heart attack last night. Erock then died of an aneurysm while desperately trying to figure out how to vaguely tweet about it for attention. Opie vows to shut up on occasion and not have to innately pump everything up like the closet radio hack he is, Jim vows to stop being such a fanboy and kissing every celeb's ass and being the perpetual devil's advocate in every argument, and Ant owns up to being a scared little boy who's still bent out of shape from Boomer beating his ass and the homie that took his "50 cent". Louis CK, Colin, Burr, Jefferies, Rogan, and Dice all sign a contract that at least one of them will be on the show everyday as long as all other comics are banned."

    Just a dream, never to be a reality. Besides this I am a long time listener, never caller, and love the show and will never stop listening.

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    1. Sounds like a good rundown. Add Bob Kelly and Joe DeRosa to the comics on contract and i'd like it even more.

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    2. You forgot to mention Sam dying on his honeymoon.

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    3. You just bashed every single member of the show. Why do you listen? Why can't you find something else to do with your time? Instead of spending 3 hours a day listening to people you can't stand, you'd be better served dousing yourself in gasoline and setting yourself on fire.

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    4. So because I don't like every aspect of everyone this means I don't enjoy the show? All of these aspects are minor things these people do that are annoying for the 2-4 combined minutes they may do it per show, doesn't mean the rest of the 3 or so hours isn't entertaining. I find it much more concerning that people think you are a hater for simply acknowledging things you don't like. I'm not rube enough to love every little things the boys do, sorry. 3% of bad doesn't mean I don't enjoy the good 97%. It's ok sweety

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    5. i dont understand why you would want roland to die. and if you only dislike 3% of the show, then why is that 3% the only thing you talk about on a long drawn out rant on the blog that posts only O&A? im going to have to agree with jason on this one, why dont you just go die? stop trying to stir up controversy and end it.

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    6. One day I will die for sure. I was just rambling some quick thought earlier which of course was 100% genuine and not the slightest bit sarcastic (like anything online)sorry it got someone in a tizzy, this wasn't my intention. A quick explanation on my dislike of Roland. He cries about being made fun of for his weight yet constantly fucks with erock about his, chickened out and deleted his twitter with the whole Gov Christy thing, he books guest and maybe 1 in every 10 is good BUT O&A have to thoroughly kiss the asses of the shitty 9 guest to get the one good one because god forbid Roland take any heat. He is phony tough but literally cries about the weight thing or any heat on his job. Fuck the angry panda. He has no backbone because he is a professional asskisser.
      I still dont get why people get all butthurt when you mildly criticize minuscule issues. If you love any person or persons 100% and dislike nothing about them you have to be mentally ill or at least mildly retarded.
      I love the show, but nothing's perfect, sorry again if you don't understand and even more sorry if you don't understand exaggeration for effect. Now let me go find some gasoline so I can punish myself for objectionable thought.

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    7. And roland is a pathological liar and what he did to erock on his wedding was fucked. The novelty of his voice and poor speech wore off years ago.

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    8. What did he do?

      And I totally agree with the Roland thing. The giggling and mumbling is extremely annoying. He seems like a manipulative asshole.

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    9. I mean, I see what you guys are saying, but goddammit I just can't stop loving the angry panda. If he mauled Troy and/or Danny I would accept him as my lord and savior.

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  11. Papa isn't horrible, only when he's there in place of one of the guys.

    Schumer on the other hand, is ALWAYS bad.

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    1. i liked when they talked with Papa about falling in love for the first time

      Amy... same old shit

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  12. damn i feel old cause i remember all this shit like walkman, trying to find out whats on tv without guide,cartoons hour(jetsons flinstones etc), remember the telephone numbers, hoping that new movie is going to be in cinema near by, recording music of the radio on stupid cassets, my mind getting blown by watch with calculator

    and i'm 20 ! but i live in this fucking country where we got your shit 20 years later, FUCK!

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    1. I agree, Poland fucking sucks. I don't live there, I'm just agreeing with you.

      In the cosmic lottery you didn't even get the $2 for getting 2 out 6 numbers correct. I would say better luck next time but I'm an atheist.

      Oh well.

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    2. i got like 1$ for 3 out of 6 !
      never again
      i'm moving to UK

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  14. I like tom papa, he's not the funniest comic that comes in but he adds to the show. He would have a hard time filling in for jimmy unlike bobby and some of the other dudes but Schumer is fucking annoying. Pretty sure kevin pollack is coming in tomorrow. He was fuckin funny the past couple times he came in.

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    1. One thing I have learned from reading the comments in this blog is how no one can agree on anything. Kevin Pollak dude? Seriously? The guy is such a try hard. Talkin Walken? Jesus Christ. Much respect to the film Willow though.

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    2. Can't we agree to disagree?

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  15. I happen to like Amy and Tom.. but haters will be haters so fuck them. I don't care about these noob listeners anymore.

    Thanks, man.

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    1. uckkkk calling people "noobs" here?

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  16. MrSerial, you're the fucking "noob" listener. I can tell because you're always playing the white knight and defending whoever gets criticism. You sound like someone who is devoid of any critical thinking ability.

    We criticize the show/guests/boys because we love the show. It's what grown-ups do - think critically.

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    1. Ok.. because you know how long I've been listening. Keep believing you know me.

      As for critical thinking, I can't stand Jay Mohr.. he's not funny at all. The odd time Ari Shaffir is on the show, I tune out (same as when he's on Rogan's podcast). I'm not a massive Colin Quinn fan but my dislike for him isn't enough to cry to no-one on the internet.

      Instead of pretending you know everything about me, learn how to use the reply feature, fucko.

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  17. You must be like 17 years old or something, right? I am sensing some major insecurity in your posts.

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  18. Golly what I would give to hear any of you nattering jackanapes eating dick buffett on the OnA show, trying so desperately hard to be witty and failing spectacularly.

    I ain't hatin' by the way, I'm lovin' the fantasy.

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  19. about scams and shit
    there was a lady in my town that worked in small local shop
    she was crazy christian cunt that put the holes in condoms so small you couldnt see it on the box

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  20. I like Amy and Tom, and I don't really care.

    Also loved hearing that crying fag over Walker's win. I never heard of Walker or this recall, but hearing a liberal cry because they lost even the most minor election is always delightful. Fuckin liberals would cry if they lost for dog catcher. Conservatives may be repressive hypocritical cunts but at least they can man up over a loss.

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  21. The 2:04:10 - 2:27:00 mark is extremely entertaining. I just can't get over Tom and Ant's impression of the Christmas lights guy.

    "This guy's a jerk off, boom I bang him out"

    "Light's don't work? Fuck you, pay me"

    "Come here! come here! I got lights! come here!"

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    1. Funny you should say that.

      Check back tomorrow for a new YouTube video.

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