21 Dec 2012

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It's the end of the world and the boys feel fine. A scary story. Cookies. Jim in an Olympic lather. Guns, nuts and fruits. Adventures in audio.

Book radio: Woz wassat? Poor Chip. Some winter songs get replayed. Jimmy has no plans. Jets QBs. Wheel of misfortune. Twitter feedback.

Penn Jillette here. The missus, christmas holidays and unreality notTV. Mispronounces Aspergers, before going mental over videogames.

Magicians and the caste system. Visiting China, liberty verus serfdom. Information age. Do the Pharaoh Shuffle and Jerry Camaro stories.

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Whoo Kid's acorn confusion, white slavery, and a programming error. Roland phones and Nicole drops by. The boy Joe DeRosa calls in too.

20 Dec 2012

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CSI shitty floor. Biden and guns. Patrice ... exactly. Ordering faggotry. Basketball Gregg, Cinema Jim and funny ladies intimidate the boys.

Rich Vos here, is all business. Fancy french dining. Barter and tattoos. Billy Crystal's tribute to Club Piscopo. Redban can fuck off. Uncle Paul.

Lazlow Jones to talk about his house getting wrecked in the big storm. Bridge bombing, and Vos's batting average struggles to stay afloat.

Jayden Jaymes and Jayden Cole next. Turgid black penis upsets Ant. Vagina preferences and luminous juice. A little-boy's Squad squabble.

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Sam barely has time for live reads what with all the misogyny to air.

La La La La - Live version

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Taken from last night's Sherwin Sleeves live performance on radio of his play 'Whisper, Pray, Make Room'. If you missed it, I imagine an mp3 will very soon appear on his website Atoms, Motion & The Void.

Send a link to Anthony, I am certain he will be most appreciative.

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Here's a clip from 2010 in which Ronnie B reviews the play.

19 Dec 2012

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Assault on the media and twitter squabbling. NRA statement is read. Big broken bone and databases. Muskets. Callers test Ant's patience.

Sleeves to mellow us all out. Piers has a very unpleasant personality. Guns in schools. Erock has snacks. More guns and Jim's bank militia.

Fan favorite Mr Dave Attell in studio. Sympathy dogs could go wrong. Golden eagles on the prowl. Gus and Elmer and a big kettlebell error.

Judd Apatow. Mayans and news stories. Two autograph guys bond. Bit of Larry Sanders chat. Kids on the internet. 'Network' and chicks.

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Jim Norton and sidekick Trav-Dog talk to a parade of broken zilches.

18 Dec 2012

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Despicable and unaccountable news media jackals. Inside the school. Choo-choo. Dr Phil is clearly a cunt. Talking points and prostate fluid.

Westboro and the oxygen of publicity. Some light CBT on the radio.

Joe Rogan is on the telephone. Guns, pharmaceuticals and evolution.

9/14 gets you 10. Old cartoons, hospitality and cinema contretemps. Overdue for some Erock abuse: It's tasty treats and christmas songs. The theater of the mind. End of the world. Year in review ... oh Sam.

Some policemen enter the studio, and the show comes to an end.

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Troy and Roland's crypto-bicurious dynamic explored, plus Nicole.

17 Dec 2012

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Shock jocks offer their analysis of the Connecticut school shooting. Self-entitled zeroes, news-media and absentee gods get cunt kicked.

Me, me, mental defectives push Opie and Jim's buttons. Alea iacta est? Some arithmetic is attempted live on-air. Here come the callers.

More callers, 'Turn your radio down'. Dumb Huckabee opens his yap. Second and eighteenth ammendments. Future Jimmy goes after UPS. Copycat prevention method. Mayor Bloomberg not a fan of the gun.

Ant's anger management. Alex Jones has product he wants to sell.

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Sam entices Opie back in studio. Parenting, twitter and psychiatry

15 Dec 2012 - Davey Mac

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Kokomo joins Davey and Pepper. 48-hour bender with a triple threat. Corporate Chinky? School trouble. Houston. Guns'n'coke in Astoria. Switchblade, an accent disagreement and let's all jizz-along with Dave.

Update and twitter struggle. Is RG3 black enough for ya? NFL picks.

A Communiqué From GTAJ HQ

This blog started in January and from the outset my intention was to commit to it for 12 months ... oh oh, that sounds ominous!

It had to stop one day, and I like the neat and simple symmetry of completely encapsulating a year of O&A shows. It looks tidier.

The last few shows of 2012 will be posted as usual ... go out at the top.

This posting had been scheduled for months, but with Ted's recent announcement it certainly adds a little more edge to proceedings.
Either way, with the field cleared, there should now be a surplus of motivation to new players that have considered entering the game. The holidays provide a few weeks of transition to allow volunteers to ready themselves and get set-up. Links can be posted here.

The blog will remain online as a full archive of the year. Cheers.

EDIT : To cheer everyone up, here's The Fall playing 'Blindness' live.
Don't worry, I am 100% certain there will be new replacement sources.

14 Dec 2012

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Sans Jim. Gifts. RG3 upsets a racist. Bob feeds on victim's life source. Stopping the mail. Courtney mad. Rudd and Team Apatow bashed.

Joey Roses is here. Ben Stiller's range. Belushi and SNL stunk actually. Norm! Monty Python gets beat up too. Drunk uncle / Dumb caller.

Mad magazines. Katt Williams is done again. Ant leaves to do acting. Sandwiches On The Road : An intimate conversation with Joe DeRosa. Adoptive parents, a bunch of dead relatives and some Barry White.

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After Show tittle-tattle. Troy bashes DeRosa again. The big O&A fight.

13 Dec 2012

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Baby boomer final gig. Bruce's cock, Sandler's song, Crystal's head. Erock makes the company look bad. Hollyweird loves a message.

More hairlines inspected. Buscemi and drunks. SNL is soft and bad.

A Stones sharp exit. Kanye doesn't care about elderly white people. Coldplay back-catalog. Bob vacates the crypt. McCartney and Grohl.

Quentin Tarantino in studio for an effortless chat about making films.

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A Madsen and Chip Worst Of, then back live. Erock is quite foolish. Sam and Sal talk about famous Japanese films. Li'l Jimmy is here too.

12 Dec 2012

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Nopie 3. Some gifts launch them headlong into childhood nostalgia. Choo-choo. Sam invites Troy to bash rich Erock. Hot, tub. Slave chat.

Ravi's dead. Uncle Anthony makes it rain. Execution. Modern music. Ant not buying Johnny Cash, Jim not dipping his wick. Friendly helper.

Optimistic Kenny. Tattoo show was watched and apparently enjoyed. Gangster Disciples give Ant palpitations. The whole Rick Ross thing.

Some KISS noise. Guitar Hero. Stetten conflict. Sam loves a good twist. On the couch: Jim and Ant love the hate. Erock confesses. Tennis ass.

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The White Philip Show. Miserable dopes get lives straightened-out.

11 Dec 2012

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Nopie. Jack Reacher is on Jim's mind. Fan fiction. Ant dreaming about getting fired. Schpock's teeth and TV talk. The two Norton shows.

Peppers stink. Big lumbering concerts. A bad pre-show gets watched. Zimmerman sues and an elevator ring removal service. In the hood.

More Peppers, and Coke. Prank caller, prank caller! Bakelite phones. Kitchen stimulation and old timey porn. AOL. Are you sure? Finance.

Vagina ... Jimmy's goin' crazy out there at the lake. Nina Agdal scoped. Modern Seinfeld. Cheesecake drama, a monkey and various styles.

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Roland talks about Carson Daly. Out and about with Roland'n'Troy.

10 Dec 2012

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Five minute loop of Street Fighting Man, then a bunch of Worst Of.

OK, let's try that again. No explanation and no Opie.

Judaism vs Travis. Creepy fans. Busting hymens of young gymnasts. Jailbait to race-baiting and default egg pricks. Pop music and stadia.

Howie Mandel briefly plugs some sort of gameshow. Sleepy disorder. Jim farts, Larry King arrives. An abundance of old-school anecdotes.

Compare and contrast. Sirius final notice. Dead receptionist's a dope. Trying to talk sense during a piss storm ... plus accents. Bendy girls.

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Larry King is mental. Jenny Hutt shows up in studio. Whoo Kid too. Mashup Nicole is invited back on the show. A lot of moisture.

8 Dec 2012 - Davey Mac

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Dr Steve is a traitorous motherfucker. Some Hank. Doctor phones. Request from the phobic fan. Francesa, fat fuck-up. Tickets for Dave?

College curse causes concern for ESD. An announcement is drawn out. Salty Dick calls. Image manipulation. Bo. ESPN behave like bastards.

7 Dec 2012

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Grim in the Morning. Hear more about Opie's kid and the dumb tree. Anthony turns up. Piscopo, fucking young girls and more Ant's Dad.

Robert Kelly is here. Rails against the tyranny of artificial clocktime. Pancake machine delight. Wicker stinks. His Aruba vacation report.

Bob's small shits. Enough about the fucking tree. Beefing the help. What kind of cunt kicks a dog? Turgid cocks sought out. Patrice clip.

UFC is anticipated. Some lactation information and female arse-gas. Fake titties and pull-ups. Dr Steve crudely mocked. Dana White calls.

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Tech Bawby stays to try and steal even more of poor Sam's airtime. Alamo Drafthouse praised for battling cinema savages. Dream error.

6 Dec 2012

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Christmas cards. A distressing video ... I think you might not like it. Fishbowl boyband lockdown. Taylor Swift's publicity friendly vagina.

Ope's retarded tree. Ted. Lasercomb. "Oy noy!", a fake phone call. Boys wonder why they have a shitty setup. Fiscal cliffs and taxation.

Fat lady demands bacon, causes studio depression. Sanchez / Ryan. Jesse Ventura and other mental defectives. More fucking nonsense.

Joe Piscopo is in the studio. Getting raped on the child support thing. Jersey Joe's rehabilitation on the O&A show is complete in three acts.

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Poor dumb Joe. Shitty SNL characters that got films. The Manilow.

5 Dec 2012

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Crybaby. Dr Steve bothered for no good reason. Schools. Traffic.

Photography and savages. Let's watch the TV, that'll relax everyone. Anthony agitated on matters race-based. Kevin Carter's pet vulture.

Thunderstruck. Room-temperature ranch dressing causes a problem. Matt Paxton phones for Hoarders cat chat. Ant regularly goes to 11.

Joe Currie's shitty gigs. Bob Costas blames you for being too stupid. Jimmy gets a civics lesson. Second Amendment is argued. Cupcakes.

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Sam's masculine bladder betrays him, a frothy piss shaggy dog story.

4 Dec 2012

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Mr Cumia is absent today, so it is grim in the morning. Subway death. Platform strategy and the folly of crowds. People prefer to go for self.

One-sheet, princes ... gout? No Ant, the dumb callers have a field day. Gym Jim. Harsh soundboard. Tom Papa here to put the top hat on it.

Shitty winter holiday songs. Dogshit observational humor. Babyshit.

Hinder pay for abuse. Jimmy pisses. Fantasy shit. Norton's new show. They sit about waiting for Martin Freeman to turn up for quick chat.

Those on expensive mobile data plans ... may wish to take the hint.

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Sam doesn't like missing out. Guy Fieri. The MashUp is a plane crash.

3 Dec 2012

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Hobbit framerate and weekend update. Patrice on StubHub. Tugging. Gullible Jim and a viral voyage. Belcher, Costas blames the hardware.

Sam keeps tabs on the staff. Batchat. A greenroom requirement. Dolphin attack. Paedo mood music. Most offensive song nostalgia.

Love ballad. A playboy radio paux fas ... Raaamone! Cancer quack ad. Old man Heff and low cunt. Mashup Nicole makes poor life choices.

Shoeless bums on the street. Plane crash on King Drive. The Lohan. Supernatural philosophy on dumb twitter. Verified. Piers still a cunt.

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Dolphins confuse Sammy. Joe Piscopo still a topic of conversation. Wrestling radio intrigue. Hutt puts a fat dick in Sam's ass. Sex-talk.

Patrice O'Neal

Download individual tracks:
▶ 01 - Patrice's attire. Leonard Rhomberg. Announcement.
▶ 02 - Wesley Snipes. Vos paid tribute to Patrice O'Neil. SyFy titles.
▶ 03 - Working for WWE. DeRosa and Hitchcock. Lingerie girls.
▶ 04 - Dumb Gaga gets smashed. Tweets about Patrice.
▶ 05 - Rogan phones, Bawby, DeRosa and Florentine tell stories.
▶ 06 - Two big briefcases full of glass dildos. Punk test.
▶ 07 - A little bit of Black Philip.
▶ 08 - Burr phones, Colin bosses Bawby and Joe. Illuminati. Animals.
▶ 09 - Unmasked, with Ronnie B.
▶ 10 - Patrice and Ant sledgehammer Leo. Up and down game.
▶ 11 - More comics tell stories. Nigga vs Nazi challenge.
▶ 12 - Exotic meats.
▶ 13 - United States of Patrice. Mom. 'Bewildered'.
▶ 14 - Dave Attell says 'Purple suit to buy and a gigantic coffin'.
▶ 15 - Rock coat. Doctor Steve. Raining Stuff. ID4.
▶ 16 - Disconnected Chinese people and the fishtank. Side Pussy.
▶ 17 - Patrice goes to jail.
▶ 18 - Bob Kelly. The last show (plus Otto). 'Going Down Slow'.

Bonus tracks:
▶ 19 - Half a Hulk face. The end of the world.
▶ 20 - A musical education, Top Ten country songs listened to.
▶ 21 - Kevin Hart phones. Then Patrice phones Kevin.
▶ 22 - Snakes On A Plane. Asians go back in the barrell.
▶ 23 - Chris Rock attempts an intervention.
▶ 24 - Pat Coooper goes to town.
▶ 25 - Patrice met Shatner. Time's savage withered claw. Sad Jimmy.

Zipped bundles of tracks:
▶ Tracks 01-09.zip (189MB)    ▶ Alt Src    ▶ Alt Src
▶ Tracks 10-18.zip (186MB)    ▶ Alt Src    ▶ Alt Src
▶ Tracks 19-25.zip (115MB)    ▶ Alt Src    ▶ Alt Src

And when you're done, start from the start:
▶ omgwtfitssteve's YouTube playlist of Patrice's O&A appearances.