29 Feb 2012

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Street fighting Roper. Ant's election strategy, Sharpton is such a clown that Sam has a stroke. Hockey-talk and brackets. Weight watching Jim is a point-counting cutie and then a job application phone-call arrives.
We go through the fucking looking glass with Roundeye Noodle Bar, and then we all think of the children. The Louie poker scene.
Ant is a cybervictim. Trump pipes-up from his shitty office. A number of previous guests are very disloyal, the Shorty Awards writes Jim and we delve into the conspicuous consumption of foam sneakers.

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Listen-in as a gaggle of old women discuss dieting.

28 Feb 2012

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Kids are brutal savages and school shooters are assholes. Daytona500 expert analysis. Instagramming motherfuckers and the FDNY kicks it vintage-style. Medical anomalies and impotent customer service.
Theme tunes return to taunt, a sex shop went on fire, Ant gets up to speed on the Mike Viddy audio and Sam is very intolerant.
Lazlow Jones shows up. Food, travel and currency speculation. Just back from a paranoid trip to São Paulo.
African-Americans for Obama. A minor Imus disaster. Management jibber-jabber, a bellicose Jimmy refuses to return to the mainstream. Rule is run over the new crop of dancing celeb numbskulls.

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Video games, wrestling and Whoo Kid, in other words, the Shit Show.

27 Feb 2012

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Oscars® borefest and douchebaggery is summarised. Billy Crystal is mauled while Chris Rock is lionized. All the usual Hollywood horseshit.
I scream, you scream, we all say sorry for ice-cream. Jimmy clarifies the special-interest rulebook. A dazzling array of accents on the phone.
Self-deprecating Seann William Scott here to plug a couple of his new films. Cuckold porn-talk gets sweet Jim all hot and bothered again.
Islamic savagery. A big boat blackjack beatdown and bad news about the chocolate buffet. Glass coffee-table shitting bit is thrown upstairs. Norton spitballs some new show ideas, "Hey put that back!".

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Intern shit handling recalled on the shit show.

24 Feb 2012

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Ronnie B saves Opie's bacon. Sirius stunt hosts. ESD on a shitty TruTv show. NBA chit-chat. Nicole is wasted again, love and marriage and an alien invasion. Two dollar taco-rage and six-foot chain. Young Ronnie always worked the angles. The vague live-read is puzzled over again. Bridges burned, and bridges built, metaphorical and literal.
Jim Jefferies flies-in. Pinball machines, little people and stick swingers. Kevin Pollak brings cake. Vine jumpers. Talkin Walken still struggles for guests. Pay attention: new Asian-American media guidelines are here.
Roosevelt gets a doing, we do the rounds of casual racism in old ads. "Heil Honey, I'm Home". The sandwiches arrive, they eat, we listen. Movie choices and being lucky. The announcement looms large.

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Sandwich party on the shit show. Two word review : Shit Sandwich.

Intern Bobby Plays "Cock or Sack?"

Jay Mohr instigates, Kevin Smith spectates.

23 Feb 2012

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American hero Ron Bennington sits in.
Clams are romanticized, phone nostalgia and Dangerfield. Seinfeld 911 call. The electromagnetic spectrum is fretted about. Arm or leg?
Architecture, ashes and the Republican runners and riders. Another chance to sit through Troy's Erock stories from yesterday's Shit Show.
Kevin Pollak in studio. He doesn't like sitting around in trailers.
Podcasts via the history of Fleshlight. Walken and Nicholson gets an airing ... I swear, you would think it was the real people. The secret of comedy is revealed. The big announcement is teased.

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Opie and Kevin stay on, Mars is outed. Some old friends of the show phone in to do bits. Ronnie B rejoins later. It's a 1-hour crossover.

22 Feb 2012

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Taxis and traffic. Jimmy makes tentative vacation plans for Dubai.
Sam doesn't believe in miracles, but enjoys showmanship. Seems to derive most of his sports knowledge from cereal commercials. His deformed ex-foreskin is then discussed, Bobbi refuses to play ball.
Oh shit! Chris Brown CM Punk video twitter beef.
Agent Bob gets slippered, and more gutless media chink tap-dancing infuriates sweet Jim. High school cheats and amber waves.

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Not enough Sam on the big show, then here's more. Caution contains hazardous levels of Troy yammering non-stop.

Global Pests

Based on a comment yesterday, here is a rough summary of where Opie And Anthony fans are visiting from.
The site averages just over 1100 downloads per show per day. When posted, the Shit Show does about 300-400, poor Sam.
United States73.2
United Kingdom5.9
Mobile Safari4
Hulkshare doesn't report countries, so I used this week's pageview stats from Blogger. Pageviews aren't as reliable, but are good enough for a quick sketch. Finland, Czech Republic, Russia, Latvia and Poland are hovering near the Top 10, and sometimes appear.
... it definitely helps makes the daily routine worthwhile knowing that the show is being downloaded, so thanks to everyone for visiting.

21 Feb 2012

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Ant is on a big boat for a week, Sam fails to get in the Justice League, Kenny mangles pronouns, and trust Jimmy to get a cock and balls shaped bruise. Special-interest c-word hostile takeover discussed.
Teen-sensation Joe DeRosa rolls up. Some new Rihanna/Brown tune gets played, everyone deserves a punch in the face. We all sit around with a bunch of rods listening to gay porn.
Live-read deconstructed. The Whitney funeral and vexatious tabloid tittle-tattle, via OJ's Bronco, Diana's Mercedes and Jack Ruby's 38.
Joe's lousy credit rating circles the drain and then a mystery package arrives in studio.

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Erock, Troy, Roland, Whoo Kid on Sam's Shit Show. Jury duty and the dating game are the topics under consideration by the brains trust.

20 Feb 2012

Presidents' Day, no show. Let's have some Curtis Mayfield instead.

17 Feb 2012

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Online feed no worky, John and Ken were very inappropriate and got themselves benched. Invisible Secretary of State. A couple of agitated dopes in a row use the phone in an attempt to task Ant.
Gary Carter remembered by Bobo. Romney is all personality. (Laurel & Hardy somehow get slammed, fuck that). Aspirin and Spanish Fly.
Jim Jefferies is here. Nice and easy, we are all now in safe hands with the guv'nor. A blizzard of topics are rattled out effortlessly one after the other for a coupla hours. We also get up to date on his Mum.
Even a brief Roland appearance fails to derail things. Friday and out.

16 Feb 2012

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Vaginas. Opie violates copyright on the internet, Ant is a horizontal-holding savant, and Jimmy eyes a replay-machine. Old Calgon and Wisk ads get a re-airing. Nancy Grace is a despicable vulture.
Online app is fucked again, Joe Lozito court update, social network confusion and circles. We then toggle between dumb Chris Brown the Grammy performing savage, and more Mr Lin.
Discussion of imaginary conditions and syndromes inevitably works its way round to Sam's lack-lustre cock technique.
Ant's zombie outbreak tactics and hardware. Andrew Lincoln from Walking Dead eventually is your studio guest.

15 Feb 2012

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Linsanity versus the cable-company, Whitney's daughter is a bust and white folks are befuddled in commercials. The 'Alice' theme tune perks the boys up. (Composed by David Shire, fact fans).
LFTC/Grammy mop-up, church singer, drunk Nicole barges in. Roland and Troy conduct a bold scientific experiment to stop time, succeed only in making it drag viciously. Tom Papa witnesses it.
Old photos and broken dreams. Papa breaks down the numbers and TV demographics for Jim. The Roland bit pays off exactly as expected.
Springteen is discussed at excessive length, his supermarket song is not mentioned. More Roland airtime. Flush this one down the shitter.

14 Feb 2012

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More Whitney bathroom chat, Sam is a web-searching disaster, Steve Martin makes Hollywood Jim feel bad.
Opie works overtime to keep the air in a Sports Illustrated bit, some Adele songs get played. Ant has a reaction to Nicki Minaj, a toilet overflowed and Twitter gets another guy bagged.
UFC Jon Jones returns, and Bob Kelly shows up too. A coupla fat men get choked and punched, guess who.
Bruises are compared. Finally, Paul 'Tiny' Sturges and Herbert 'Flight Time' Lang from the Harlem Globetrotters are in studio.

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Opie and Jim stay on the Shit Show for a time. Bob Kelly is there for the duration to pimp out Sam. Much cock and ball talk.

13 Feb 2012

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Whitney "The Rattler" Houston, an ol' Joey Diaz coke-tale from the JRE, LL prays to the Jaysus, the boys go à la carte. Opie likes something.
Grammy talk interrupted... Nicolas Cage is the studio guest. Operas, motorbikes and rhinos are discussed.
Back to the pop-music, courting Taylor Swift. Alzheimer's is hoped for. Dr Steve talks exploding tits. Opes has a nice new phone picked out.
Toy Story box. Gimmick expert Sam examines Nicki Minaj, Rihanna potentially deserves a punch in the face, Katy Perry is empowered and Jack Black makes people queasy.
Anthony instigates a controversial Peter Sellars backlash.

10 Feb 2012

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Good morning, silent film, for the benefit of Mr Culkin. Prof Tom is still Green with envy, special interest bullshit calculus. Live reads are getting out of hand. Quick, Greg Kelly is on the TV.
Grab your denim jackets for hair-metal half hour. Video of bit of an asshole dad who has a bit of an asshole daughter.
Jim gets to play his coffee carpark video. We then get to hear from René the land-locked fruit.
The Shatner is your studio guest.
Equestrianism, roasting, barebacking, aerobatics and callow youth.
O&A don't come back from last break, it is Friday.

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But Jim stays for the Shit Show. Mash-up Nicole briefly visits to discuss sex dreams and bungholes.
Mad old James Cromwell is here to talk about his film and to start a revolution, or sumtin. Later Jimmy tells us about a charming security guard that he once knew.

9 Feb 2012

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Gregg and Jim, it's Grim in the Morning.
The Artist and silent film, Opes was at a basketball game and has a hankering for Jeremy Lin. Dumb Rosie's Superbowl seats.
Jim Florentine appears. Kareem's nutcase publicist gets the boots put to her. NFL quarterbacks are examined and post-ejaculatory strategy is considered. Florentine is angered by advertising's continued assault on the modern male.
Thunderstruck. The boys are vindicated over Greg Kelly, the not rapist, and CNN's Roland Martin is next-up for a GLAAD kidnapping.
Von in studio. Tells us Patrice's death has turned into a fucking soap-opera. Tales from Brazil and then Norton introduces Joe Lozito, a guy with a story. Show goes long.

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Opie stays for a Shit Show live read extravaganza, then Whoo Kid sniffs about Von for a few minutes at the end.

8 Feb 2012

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Opie is missing, Bawby Kelly will be your replacement.
A 600lb lady was on TV, rehab chicks and sneaker riots. Cumia on the couch as young Anthony is probed.
Some UFC talk and Boston Bob's grim and angry superbowl party.
Darrell Hammond is next in the couch. Has a nutty back-story.
Patrice's CD is talked about. Bobby enjoys bacon treats. Ti West is back again, so we have ghosts, digital cameras and molestation.
8 straight minutes of fuckin live-reads that I faded-out for you.

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Bob Kelly stays with Sam for the Shit Show, and half-way through Von joins them

7 Feb 2012

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Jimmy has a long photo, three grim videos and a coffeshop playlist. Straggly Superbowl loose-ends : Giselle, Clint, tears, MIA.
CNet story on Prof Tom Green the kid-touching cyberbaby, sausage-eating newsbroads and bags of chips. Wassat?
Kevin Smith turns football talk into an Abbott and Costello routine. Seems to know a lot about Madonna. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar briefly visits to talk old teams, young players, skyhooks and black inventions.
Kevin struggles to remember a tiny record player. It is then clearly established that publicists are cunts. Also awards are horseshit.

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A track from Mr. P is played, some more about publicists, posters and behind the curtain with freeze-dried interviews.

Patrice O'Neal - Mr. P

If you want to understand what comedy is supposed to sound like, you have to listen to this. If you want to understand what a comedian is supposed to sound like, listen to this.
If you want to listen to somebody who just can't stop opening up about what he thinks of himself, and what he thinks of you, then listen to this album.

6 Feb 2012

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Superbowl post-mortem, Mika Brzezinski gets it tight, puppybowl, fruity Jim Norton gets all riled-up at the Madonna half-time show.
JFK didn't kick an intern in the cunt. Norton on fire, as man of a 1000 accents, with a Mimi Beardsley tale of presidential pools, basements, backseats and magnate cock.
Consecutive zeroes on the phone. Obama is all beat to shit. Opie has a unique method for picking a political candidate. A Bill Hicks clip.
Steven Singer shows-up in studio for an hour-long live-read and to announce the winning best man speech.

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Ope and Ant hang for five minutes, another half an hour of jeweller talk, but does then include the time Erock and Sam pretended to be O&A and interviewed David Tyree. Your call ...

3 Feb 2012

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Radio-row is the place to be, full of celebrities and shiny things. The Darrell Hammond interview next week is anticipated.
Frances Bean Cobain is analyzed. Trump does an endorsement. The traditional 'Ron Paul pussy-juice fingers to Max Hardcore' segue. A dummy phones in for an eratic political argument with Hollywood Jimmy.
Superbowl prop bets, a bookie who isn't keen on the Long Island DA.
Director Ti West is on the phone to discuss his projects and plans.
Doctor Gay brings us the finalists as the best man speech contest hurtles to a climax. Simultaneously, intern David is remembered. Jay Mohr does a phoner to wrap things up all nice.

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It's sexy-time on the Shit Show. Room full of the usual suspects.

2 Feb 2012

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Groundhog Day rolls round again, Romney context, all roads lead to kid touching. 10minute Bridesmaids clip.
In studio Rich Vos is not being cunty. Abandonment, wife-fucking and paranoia abounds. Jimmy sulks somewhat.
Casino tales - hotels, showers, degenerate gambling and sandwiches. Frightening golf wildlife. (Great crocodile reference from Ant).
The Nicolini, Vos sings the hits, dead radio host. Doctor Steve's wedding speech entertains us all.

1 Feb 2012

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Rich presidents, republican sing-song, and who doesn't love a chimp? Rachel Maddow wets the bed and stinks. Spaz is remembered.
SiriusXM Superbowl update, the sands of time and hate crimes. The idiot Troy and his happy light. Doctor Steve and vitamin Z.
Bernie Fine sexy time. Cinnamon confusion. Giant mosquito. Ant makes confetti at the range, and was frightened by Soul Train.
For some reason we all sit around waiting for a pair of Jersey Shore chumps to show up.

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Opie and Jim stay on the Shit Show for a bit to further discuss matters.