30 Mar 2012

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The basics of probability escape the boys as lottery fever descends. Santorum does his best Gabby Johnson. Kenny gets saucy.

Opie's contaminated apartment versus Ant fretting over biohazards. Barbi Benton's nips are examined. Bedtime apparel causes a schism, Jim Abbott was kinda tiring to watch and Erik Nagel is lazy and slow.

LeBron's headband, Troy's schnozola and Sam's thumbs. The lovely Jess is bottomless and videos are watched of people getting dropped.

Clock is watched. The boys struggle to build bridges. Ant was at the Star Wars cantina pursuing his 2nd Ammendment rights. Weekend.

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What did we learn? Daydreams, stalkers and wrestlemania friction.

29 Mar 2012

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Spike Lee should be arrested. News dopes. Corrine Brown off-roading. Bobby Rush costume change, then the ol' Hank Johnson Guam clip.

Criss-cross apple-sauce. A creationist phones in pretending to be the reasonable one. Sam's motives are painfully transparent.

Albino Rhino brouhaha. Dave Attell is here, he decries shoddy airplane camerawork. Duck calls, metal detectors, noodling and storage wars.

Attell spitballs some new show ideas. The Boston Dynamics sand-flea. Community's Gillian Jacobs in studio, talking about stuff she's done. Ant's obsession with the big clay head continues.

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Lottery chat, doormen and a horrifically pussywhipped caller.

28 Mar 2012

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Pissfoot follow-up. Sam has a hat. In absentia, foolish Troy is ridiculed. We listen-in to Norton's appearance over on Imus.

"We are the world". Jet Blue freakout. Octomom's fuckableness and degenerate ball-players. If Jim's got a paint can and a sock, watch out!

The new pop tunes are out, some gun law and Jaysus on a dinosaur. Social engineering the SATs as we race towards oblivion.

More shitty old TV for James Norton, he's on with the Nicolini.

Jersey Shore Pauly D turns up to yammer away, and Jimmy's back.

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Jim stays on the Shit Show to make up time. Troy is phoned and Ant is on the hotline. The Antolini first date clip is played. Cleveland.

27 Mar 2012

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Ant and Erock report back that the Shorty Awards are a sack of shit.

Tebow comes to town, he is excited. Opie gets caught in the pick. Pissfoot and Shitfinger ... the bodily fluids are ranked and rated.

Zimmerman police report is read. Shaquille O'Neal turns-up early to take care of business. Effortlessly has the boys eating out of his hand.

Aziz Ansari is next up, the one-sheet is checked. Bombing, old rope, new media and dance monkey dance.

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Roland-heavy episode of the Shit Show. If an hour of banal, facile celeb-based insider bollocks is your thing, then you're laughing.

Love Is A Battlefield

The boys enjoy a Pat Benatar video. Dramatics and dance-battles.

26 Mar 2012

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Kinect golf. Trayvon hoodie, white hispanics and newsmedia reality distortion fields. Geraldo Rivera thuglife. Jets QB controversy.

Erock's twitter and Cheney's ticker. Road tolls and privacy balderdash.

Pat Benatar's video back-catalog trawled for pimps and Nazis. James Cameron dives deep. The Titanic is a "big pile of rusted shit". Pickles.

Hey, time to be cool, Donald Sutherland is in studio. Awkward radio at its very, very finest ... but everyone seemed to have fun.

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Jimmy's odd celeb behaviours are scrutinized. The awkward George Wendt interview is picked over. Brackets. *crash* Ronnie B walks in.

Serling On Censorship

Great find by Ant. Clip from a 1959 Rod Serling television interview.

23 Mar 2012

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Studio lights. Tebow is in New York. Man down in the street. Apache FLIR, Whitney did coke apparently and Sam's awful wrestling junk.

ODB, Bill Maher op-ed, and how the FCC and sales worked together to shutdown terrestial radio. Homeless Charlie is mentioned.

Matt Paxton in studio. Hoarders, mice, beat-downs and podcasts.

Matt stays for a second bit. More thoughts on the psychology of dirty nutjobs. Hit the phones, and October podcast is floated again.

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Sam doubts the boys are prepared to do the heavy lifting required of a podcast. Surly grunting idiot Bobo is allowed on the aftershow.

22 Mar 2012

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The Tebow Jets trade. Fireman Ed and all the other superfan cunts.

Kevin Smith briefly pops in. EPIX, Mr Goalie and the Book of Mormon.

The new Imus impression is here. Free speech assault and Jim is hot on the trail of white self-loathing and insidious racist condescension.

Bob Kelly in studio. Jizztrees. Ant's gun license paperwork is due. Cum guzzling and shower antics. Florentine phones in to talk football.

Reno recreation. Guns and Ammo. Shatner's syrup is widely praised.

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Bawby stays on with Travis and Danny for the Tech Talk Shit Show.

Patrice Disgusted At O&A Ignorance

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Following the Florentine hip-hop fiasco ... here is a frustrated Patrice disgusted by the boys inability to name classic tracks or any rappers.

21 Mar 2012

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Dodging a Santorum bullet, gay porno, climate schmimate, basketball dunk and big giant chicks, Manning #18. Kenny calls the shots.

Mashup Nicole, sweet Jim Norton on Fox & Friends, Romney mashup. The comedy stylings of Bobby DeNiro, turnabout and free-speech.

WWE Chris Jericho in studio. Roast stories, the xfl train wreck. Bits, and the science of playing the heel. Parking lot zombie attack.

Jersey Shore pointless tittle-tattle. TV ad nostalgia and skulls getting smashed in. Islamic acid and Jewish nana. Uncle Paul, file-trader at large. TV on the radio: The Paul Lynde Show is watched and enjoyed.

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Some Troy nonsense to skip, then tape of the first time Jericho was in. Him and Norton getting tense, includes bonus Patrice. Whoo Kid.

20 Mar 2012

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Draw something up-summed. Ted Knight. Gooning it up. Linsanity put to bed. Cleveland gets handled. Presidential spring break expense.

Retards love stickers. Florentine in studio, the show flips formats to sports-talk. Manning and Tebow are scoped. Phones light up.

Nanny NY mayor, John Montone 1010 WINS ridiculed. Crotchety old man Florentine doesn't like Hip Hop, Troy brings the thunder.

Terrifying FCC Superbowl complaints are in. Some characters try their hand at letter-reading, with varying degrees of coherence. Onanistic blind item is prodded for likely candidates.

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Sam talks about Jimmy characters, Erock fails to find clips in a timely manner, Nicole is quizzed on fucking, and Troy says nigga a few times.

19 Mar 2012

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Window decals get fixed. Vacation recap, voyage to the bottom of the sea. Opes ponders the pre-Socratic elementals. More Mariana Trench talk and Club Med Hendel's big delicious cock.

Getting topicals collide. Last little bit of Springsteen/Roland malarky. Dumb Rosie gets shit-canned, the E-Lo is pined after. The Busybuddy Show is enthusiastically promoted. Wheels fall off Cleveland.

Draw something. Ant battles stereotypes on the road. Texting PSA.

Sam's Wondercon Virgil update (tumblr), sets off Erock. The hustle is playacted, and ... scene. Louis CK under scrutiny. Sharpton and a big black cock.

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It's the Shit-Show. Kenny stays on, and speculative hotel plans.

16 Mar 2012

Opie is on an island, Jimmy in Orlando, and Ant is welded to the toilet.

No live show today.

15 Mar 2012

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Cable company vs the phone company in a wild race to the bottom. Loud change cup guy, Jimmy's elevator antics, and an asshole eagle.

Abrupt end to first hour ... Ant suddenly feels unwell.
@AnthonyCumia : Just feeling a bit sickly. Think it was dinner. Ufh
@AnthonyCumia : Better now but going home. Sorry!!

Show went to Worst Of for an hour. Check here for latest updates.

Jim restarts the show, Rich and Bonnie in studio.

Domestic tribulations. The neverending movie. We begin to suspect that Rich may be somewhat self-involved, either that or he's gay.

Storage unit porno clearout. The Vos sexy talk. The dismal, dishonest state of most broadcast media. Limbaugh thing gets kicked around.

Rich remembers who he forgot. Road tales and bitter jealousy. Bees.

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The Shit Show's raison d'être is explored. More office gossip. Roland sing-song and tight pants.

14 Mar 2012

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Dial-up, criss-cross, getting away with it and the Hanson rollercoaster. Dance moms... hot! Lil' Jimmy lands. Fashion trends in the community.

Mike Baker, all the usual shitholes and quagmires discussed.

A double barrel 1911 is mocked. Happy Birfday Jimmy. The sports-talk monkey jock fired. Stooges slaps, smacks and pokes. Time ravages the Magic Garden. Greased lightning and zooming.

Celebrities are better than regular people. A Secret Service Wikipedia article is skimmed. Ant remains obsessed with the big clay head.

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The state of contemporary popular country music is examined. Troy and Sam put the boots to screener Paul.

13 Mar 2012

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You like Danny? You do, I've a show for you. Yeesh. Coddled hoarders continue to infuriate everyone, smoke stories and psychoactives.

Hulkster VHS escapades. Arrested development and wedding plans of pussy-whipped young Sambo. Domestic squabbling and pre-nups.

No barrel left unscraped as TV continues its voyage down the reality drainhole. Ant has a curious take on white-knighting. Comic books.

Whitney's daughter talks bollocks to Oprah. Monkees, a mantle clock and March madness. Jon Bernthal from Walking Dead is late.

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The Troy/Erock pantomime again, the phones, some bracket chat.

12 Mar 2012

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Springsteen wrap-up. Hear about photos of the shiny famous people that the boys annoyed. We imagine a young Jim had access to twitter.

Amy Schumer sits in. Wheelchairs and Plan B. The princely Nagel seed. Sleep is great. Shitting and farting on planes. Louis CK is disgraceful.

Stand-ups doing ads isn't fine. It's 'Troy brings a friend to work' day. Subway fear and loathing. Fuck antics and dirty talk catastrophes.

Will Ferrell in studio. Improv, SNL and all the usual stuff. He did a movie in Español. Talk about internet comedy and twitter.

We return for some quick plugs, Ant goes on a bombing mission and someone is asked to shit in a cat-litter box. Next exit, Log City.

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Roland on the show, Jimmy returns ... wonder what the topic is, can you guess? The creep Troy returns with his next sexual abuse victim

9 Mar 2012

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Opie is out. Ant takes a trip to the borg future. Joseph Kony is a bad man, go tweet somebody. Fat Bob Kelly and the boy DeRosa appear. Wardrobe diversity and dead eyes in the jungle. Treadmills and cake.

Jailbreak, drunks, and nocturnal emissions. When the lights go out, a very different trip to the future. Creampies and the refractory period. Joe and Bob test deodorant product.

Siri stinks on ice. The Dice impression entertains one and all, Valley Jim much less so. Menstruation sing-song. The Fly and a Predator.

Domenick Lombardozzi into studio, thrill as the energy is sucked right out the fuckin room. The boys work super hard and pull the nose up.

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Bobby and Joe stay for the Shit Show, cock-sucking is the topic.

8 Mar 2012

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Hoarder Jimmy clears out shitty computer parts from his storage unit, if only he had some kind of emporium available to unload this junk.

Erock is thoroughly scrutinized. Inevitably this means Troy collects airtime, but on the upside, some lovely spoonwork from young Sam.

The iPad bet is resolved. New characters come thick and fast.

Peyton Manning tape is played. Ant was bamboozled by Tinker Tailor, Lil Jimmy tries to help him. GetGlue is fucking ridiculous and trouble brews at Castle Nagel. Kony-time, aka facile internet activism.

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Intern Eric takes a mild beating on the Shit Show. Bad day at work for guys called E. Death of physical media. That Troy cunt is back again.

7 Mar 2012

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No Jimmy. Super Tuesday and the hottest first daughters. Limbaugh consequences. Taking a time-bomb to the movies. Erock is a painfully transparent malingering fool ... and he's fat!

Unintelligent design and battling supersized bugs. Getting scalped by the eye-watering vig.

Cats and kittens. Peyton Manning. Dr Ruth, she aint no fuckin expert, Sam schooled that broad. iPad tech talk and then the boys try some arithmetic. Young boys in swimwear are googled. "Women are sexual objects", and yoga pants too. Mash-up Nicole craves the hard cock.

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Erock and Kenny call the hotline. Then Troy and Danny show up.

6 Mar 2012

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Freedom of speech, just watch what you say. Great table-thumping performance from Opie as the boys fire on all cylinders. "Frank was better?" not on the phone he's not.

Angel Heart was a great flick. Mad Men office antics. An Intervention heroin-chic chick gets everyone semi-turgid.

The politics of guest booking. Sam's dead wrestlers update, return of. Ace Sherbert sickens us. Pat Robertson is a lunatic. Exo-skeletons and ants in general are admired. Wease 'nam tapes.

WWE Adam 'Edge' Copeland in studio. Injuries, surgeries, ladders and the Hall of Fame. Tales from the road. Sports-entertainment mic work.

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Two worst of clips. Intern Harry T (the lying sack of cunt) gets busted trying to push his own clips, and AJ Poopieschitz really loves tits.

5 Mar 2012

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Tornado-time (forks at the ready). Theology and contraception chat: Kurt Cameron versus the gays, Limbaugh versus the sluts.

Find the snitch ... Yimmy's egg-whites causes a big situation.

Sam's Ring of Honor update, 360degrees of blur equals confusion. Thought-crime sensitivity training causes apoplexy in studio. A dumb caller gets lots of things the wrong way round.

Twitter dopes are dopey. More Cameron hot man on man action. Mysterious ways, original sin and the long con game. Piers Morgan doesn't like daughter rape, he loves it. And then there's Maude.

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A room full of interns yapping it up as the totem pole is organised. Spoiler: Someone almost drives a car into a horse.

Mohr Stories 19 - Otto And George

The discussion about Otto and George on Friday's show reminded me of this clip from Mohr Stories 19 podcast, where Jay Mohr and Colin Quinn talk about the level of sheer psychosis involved.

Apparently the podcast was recorded in a sea-shell.

2 Mar 2012

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The Anthony Show.

DeRosa and Vos are up bright and early. Joe's a greedy pig. Rich is the subject of international intrigue, also has Israelli geopolitical analysis. Joe must have found some of Burr's old conspiracy pamphlets.

Everyone agrees that Otto and George are great. Advanced wooing techniques from Joe ... Kathi sound's quite the catch.

Guns and ammo phone-time segues into Breitbart remembered. Overdogs and outsiders. DeRosa channels the ghost of Howard Beale. No-ones getting off the hamster wheel anytime soon.

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Steve Sturniolo sits in with our Sam for some mild intern abuse.

1 Mar 2012

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The Monkees back-catalog is trawled. Great footage of a little crybaby Anthony. Opie forces the Knicks up against the sports curse. Everyone is happy for Fezzie, prompts Ant to make a special announcement.

Johnny Cash was magic, you better agree. Branson Missouri tornado news quickly leads to the Yakov Smirnoff dinner adventure beating.

Brother Wease simulcast ... shitty audio courtesy of Mars.

Army Ranger Sean Parnell has a book about his time spent on the ground in Afghanistan. Breitbart news breaks during interview.

We go back to Wease. Breitbart liked to stay awake, a touching Davy Jones tribute. Jimmy's internet harassment of Don Cheadle pays off.

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More of the usual. Photos, exercise-bikes, brackets and free books.

29 Feb 2012

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Street fighting Roper. Ant's election strategy, Sharpton is such a clown that Sam has a stroke. Hockey-talk and brackets. Weight watching Jim is a point-counting cutie and then a job application phone-call arrives.

We go through the fucking looking glass with Roundeye Noodle Bar, and then we all think of the children. The Louie poker scene.

Ant is a cybervictim. Trump pipes-up from his shitty office. A number of previous guests are very disloyal, the Shorty Awards writes Jim and we delve into the conspicuous consumption of foam sneakers.

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Listen-in as a gaggle of old women discuss dieting.

28 Feb 2012

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Kids are brutal savages and school shooters are assholes. Daytona500 expert analysis. Instagramming motherfuckers and the FDNY kicks it vintage-style. Medical anomalies and impotent customer service.

Theme tunes return to taunt, a sex shop went on fire, Ant gets up to speed on the Mike Viddy audio and Sam is very intolerant.

Lazlow Jones shows up. Food, travel and currency speculation. Just back from a paranoid trip to São Paulo.

African-Americans for Obama. A minor Imus disaster. Management jibber-jabber, a bellicose Jimmy refuses to return to the mainstream. Rule is run over the new crop of dancing celeb numbskulls.

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Video games, wrestling and Whoo Kid, in other words, the Shit Show.

27 Feb 2012

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Oscars® borefest and douchebaggery is summarised. Billy Crystal is mauled while Chris Rock is lionized. All the usual Hollywood horseshit.

I scream, you scream, we all say sorry for ice-cream. Jimmy clarifies the special-interest rulebook. A dazzling array of accents on the phone.

Self-deprecating Seann William Scott here to plug a couple of his new films. Cuckold porn-talk gets sweet Jim all hot and bothered again.

Islamic savagery. A big boat blackjack beatdown and bad news about the chocolate buffet. Glass coffee-table shitting bit is thrown upstairs. Norton spitballs some new show ideas, "Hey put that back!".

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Intern shit handling recalled on the shit show.

24 Feb 2012

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Ronnie B saves Opie's bacon. Sirius stunt hosts. ESD on a shitty TruTv show. NBA chit-chat. Nicole is wasted again, love and marriage and an alien invasion. Two dollar taco-rage and six-foot chain. Young Ronnie always worked the angles. The vague live-read is puzzled over again. Bridges burned, and bridges built, metaphorical and literal.

Jim Jefferies flies-in. Pinball machines, little people and stick swingers. Kevin Pollak brings cake. Vine jumpers. Talkin Walken still struggles for guests. Pay attention: new Asian-American media guidelines are here.

Roosevelt gets a doing, we do the rounds of casual racism in old ads. "Heil Honey, I'm Home". The sandwiches arrive, they eat, we listen. Movie choices and being lucky. The announcement looms large.

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Sandwich party on the shit show. Two word review : Shit Sandwich.

Intern Bobby Plays "Cock or Sack?"

Jay Mohr instigates, Kevin Smith spectates.

23 Feb 2012

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American hero Ron Bennington sits in.
Clams are romanticized, phone nostalgia and Dangerfield. Seinfeld 911 call. The electromagnetic spectrum is fretted about. Arm or leg?

Architecture, ashes and the Republican runners and riders. Another chance to sit through Troy's Erock stories from yesterday's Shit Show.

Kevin Pollak in studio. He doesn't like sitting around in trailers.

Podcasts via the history of Fleshlight. Walken and Nicholson gets an airing ... I swear, you would think it was the real people. The secret of comedy is revealed. The big announcement is teased.

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Opie and Kevin stay on, Mars is outed. Some old friends of the show phone in to do bits. Ronnie B rejoins later. It's a 1-hour crossover.

22 Feb 2012

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Taxis and traffic. Jimmy makes tentative vacation plans for Dubai.

Sam doesn't believe in miracles, but enjoys showmanship. Seems to derive most of his sports knowledge from cereal commercials. His deformed ex-foreskin is then discussed, Bobbi refuses to play ball.

Oh shit! Chris Brown CM Punk video twitter beef.

Agent Bob gets slippered, and more gutless media chink tap-dancing infuriates sweet Jim. High school cheats and amber waves.

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Not enough Sam on the big show, then here's more. Caution contains hazardous levels of Troy yammering non-stop.

Global Pests

Based on a comment yesterday, here is a rough summary of where Opie And Anthony fans are visiting from.
The site averages just over 1100 downloads per show per day. When posted, the Shit Show does about 300-400, poor Sam.

Country % United States 73.2 Canada 8.7 United Kingdom 5.9 Australia 3.3 Sweden 1.5 Ireland 0.6 Germany 0.5 Netherlands 0.4 Philippines 0.3 Norway 0.3

Browser % Firefox 43 Chrome 30 Safari 12 IExplorer 8 Mobile Safari 4 Opera 1 Mobile 1

OS % Windows 70 Macintosh 17 Android 4 iPhone 3 iPad 1 Linux <1 iPod <1

Hulkshare doesn't report countries, so I used this week's pageview stats from Blogger. Pageviews aren't as reliable, but are good enough for a quick sketch. Finland, Czech Republic, Russia, Latvia and Poland are hovering near the Top 10, and sometimes appear.

... it definitely helps makes the daily routine worthwhile knowing that the show is being downloaded, so thanks to everyone for visiting.

21 Feb 2012

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Ant is on a big boat for a week, Sam fails to get in the Justice League, Kenny mangles pronouns, and trust Jimmy to get a cock and balls shaped bruise. Special-interest c-word hostile takeover discussed.

Teen-sensation Joe DeRosa rolls up. Some new Rihanna/Brown tune gets played, everyone deserves a punch in the face. We all sit around with a bunch of rods listening to gay porn.

Live-read deconstructed. The Whitney funeral and vexatious tabloid tittle-tattle, via OJ's Bronco, Diana's Mercedes and Jack Ruby's 38.

Joe's lousy credit rating circles the drain and then a mystery package arrives in studio.

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Erock, Troy, Roland, Whoo Kid on Sam's Shit Show. Jury duty and the dating game are the topics under consideration by the brains trust.

20 Feb 2012

Presidents' Day, no show. Let's have some Curtis Mayfield instead.

17 Feb 2012

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Online feed no worky, John and Ken were very inappropriate and got themselves benched. Invisible Secretary of State. A couple of agitated dopes in a row use the phone in an attempt to task Ant.

Gary Carter remembered by Bobo. Romney is all personality. (Laurel & Hardy somehow get slammed, fuck that). Aspirin and Spanish Fly.

Jim Jefferies is here. Nice and easy, we are all now in safe hands with the guv'nor. A blizzard of topics are rattled out effortlessly one after the other for a coupla hours. We also get up to date on his Mum.

Even a brief Roland appearance fails to derail things. Friday and out.

16 Feb 2012

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Vaginas. Opie violates copyright on the internet, Ant is a horizontal-holding savant, and Jimmy eyes a replay-machine. Old Calgon and Wisk ads get a re-airing. Nancy Grace is a despicable vulture.

Online app is fucked again, Joe Lozito court update, social network confusion and circles. We then toggle between dumb Chris Brown the Grammy performing savage, and more Mr Lin.

Discussion of imaginary conditions and syndromes inevitably works its way round to Sam's lack-lustre cock technique.

Ant's zombie outbreak tactics and hardware. Andrew Lincoln from Walking Dead eventually is your studio guest.

15 Feb 2012

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Linsanity versus the cable-company, Whitney's daughter is a bust and white folks are befuddled in commercials. The 'Alice' theme tune perks the boys up. (Composed by David Shire, fact fans).

LFTC/Grammy mop-up, church singer, drunk Nicole barges in. Roland and Troy conduct a bold scientific experiment to stop time, succeed only in making it drag viciously. Tom Papa witnesses it.

Old photos and broken dreams. Papa breaks down the numbers and TV demographics for Jim. The Roland bit pays off exactly as expected.

Springteen is discussed at excessive length, his supermarket song is not mentioned. More Roland airtime. Flush this one down the shitter.

14 Feb 2012

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More Whitney bathroom chat, Sam is a web-searching disaster, Steve Martin makes Hollywood Jim feel bad.

Opie works overtime to keep the air in a Sports Illustrated bit, some Adele songs get played. Ant has a reaction to Nicki Minaj, a toilet overflowed and Twitter gets another guy bagged.

UFC Jon Jones returns, and Bob Kelly shows up too. A coupla fat men get choked and punched, guess who.

Bruises are compared. Finally, Paul 'Tiny' Sturges and Herbert 'Flight Time' Lang from the Harlem Globetrotters are in studio.

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Opie and Jim stay on the Shit Show for a time. Bob Kelly is there for the duration to pimp out Sam. Much cock and ball talk.

13 Feb 2012

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Whitney "The Rattler" Houston, an ol' Joey Diaz coke-tale from the JRE, LL prays to the Jaysus, the boys go à la carte. Opie likes something.

Grammy talk interrupted... Nicolas Cage is the studio guest. Operas, motorbikes and rhinos are discussed.

Back to the pop-music, courting Taylor Swift. Alzheimer's is hoped for. Dr Steve talks exploding tits. Opes has a nice new phone picked out.

Toy Story box. Gimmick expert Sam examines Nicki Minaj, Rihanna potentially deserves a punch in the face, Katy Perry is empowered and Jack Black makes people queasy.

Anthony instigates a controversial Peter Sellars backlash.

10 Feb 2012

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Good morning, silent film, for the benefit of Mr Culkin. Prof Tom is still Green with envy, special interest bullshit calculus. Live reads are getting out of hand. Quick, Greg Kelly is on the TV.

Grab your denim jackets for hair-metal half hour. Video of bit of an asshole dad who has a bit of an asshole daughter.

Jim gets to play his coffee carpark video. We then get to hear from René the land-locked fruit.

The Shatner is your studio guest.
Equestrianism, roasting, barebacking, aerobatics and callow youth.

O&A don't come back from last break, it is Friday.

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But Jim stays for the Shit Show. Mash-up Nicole briefly visits to discuss sex dreams and bungholes.

Mad old James Cromwell is here to talk about his film and to start a revolution, or sumtin. Later Jimmy tells us about a charming security guard that he once knew.

9 Feb 2012

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Gregg and Jim, it's Grim in the Morning.
The Artist and silent film, Opes was at a basketball game and has a hankering for Jeremy Lin. Dumb Rosie's Superbowl seats.

Jim Florentine appears. Kareem's nutcase publicist gets the boots put to her. NFL quarterbacks are examined and post-ejaculatory strategy is considered. Florentine is angered by advertising's continued assault on the modern male.

Thunderstruck. The boys are vindicated over Greg Kelly, the not rapist, and CNN's Roland Martin is next-up for a GLAAD kidnapping.

Von in studio. Tells us Patrice's death has turned into a fucking soap-opera. Tales from Brazil and then Norton introduces Joe Lozito, a guy with a story. Show goes long.

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Opie stays for a Shit Show live read extravaganza, then Whoo Kid sniffs about Von for a few minutes at the end.

8 Feb 2012

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Opie is missing, Bawby Kelly will be your replacement.
A 600lb lady was on TV, rehab chicks and sneaker riots. Cumia on the couch as young Anthony is probed.

Some UFC talk and Boston Bob's grim and angry superbowl party.

Darrell Hammond is next in the couch. Has a nutty back-story.

Patrice's CD is talked about. Bobby enjoys bacon treats. Ti West is back again, so we have ghosts, digital cameras and molestation.

8 straight minutes of fuckin live-reads that I faded-out for you.

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Bob Kelly stays with Sam for the Shit Show, and half-way through Von joins them

7 Feb 2012

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Jimmy has a long photo, three grim videos and a coffeshop playlist. Straggly Superbowl loose-ends : Giselle, Clint, tears, MIA.

CNet story on Prof Tom Green the kid-touching cyberbaby, sausage-eating newsbroads and bags of chips. Wassat?

Kevin Smith turns football talk into an Abbott and Costello routine. Seems to know a lot about Madonna. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar briefly visits to talk old teams, young players, skyhooks and black inventions.

Kevin struggles to remember a tiny record player. It is then clearly established that publicists are cunts. Also awards are horseshit.

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A track from Mr. P is played, some more about publicists, posters and behind the curtain with freeze-dried interviews.

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If you want to listen to somebody who just can't stop opening up about what he thinks of himself, and what he thinks of you, then listen to this album.

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6 Feb 2012

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Superbowl post-mortem, Mika Brzezinski gets it tight, puppybowl, fruity Jim Norton gets all riled-up at the Madonna half-time show.

JFK didn't kick an intern in the cunt. Norton on fire, as man of a 1000 accents, with a Mimi Beardsley tale of presidential pools, basements, backseats and magnate cock.

Consecutive zeroes on the phone. Obama is all beat to shit. Opie has a unique method for picking a political candidate. A Bill Hicks clip.
Steven Singer shows-up in studio for an hour-long live-read and to announce the winning best man speech.

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Ope and Ant hang for five minutes, another half an hour of jeweller talk, but does then include the time Erock and Sam pretended to be O&A and interviewed David Tyree. Your call ...

When Ball Players Cry

3 Feb 2012

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Radio-row is the place to be, full of celebrities and shiny things. The Darrell Hammond interview next week is anticipated.

Frances Bean Cobain is analyzed. Trump does an endorsement. The traditional 'Ron Paul pussy-juice fingers to Max Hardcore' segue. A dummy phones in for an eratic political argument with Hollywood Jimmy.

Superbowl prop bets, a bookie who isn't keen on the Long Island DA.
Director Ti West is on the phone to discuss his projects and plans.

Doctor Gay brings us the finalists as the best man speech contest hurtles to a climax. Simultaneously, intern David is remembered. Jay Mohr does a phoner to wrap things up all nice.

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It's sexy-time on the Shit Show. Room full of the usual suspects.

2 Feb 2012

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Groundhog Day rolls round again, Romney context, all roads lead to kid touching. 10minute Bridesmaids clip.

In studio Rich Vos is not being cunty. Abandonment, wife-fucking and paranoia abounds. Jimmy sulks somewhat.

Casino tales - hotels, showers, degenerate gambling and sandwiches. Frightening golf wildlife. (Great crocodile reference from Ant).

The Nicolini, Vos sings the hits, dead radio host. Doctor Steve's wedding speech entertains us all.

1 Feb 2012

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Rich presidents, republican sing-song, and who doesn't love a chimp? Rachel Maddow wets the bed and stinks. Spaz is remembered.

SiriusXM Superbowl update, the sands of time and hate crimes. The idiot Troy and his happy light. Doctor Steve and vitamin Z.

Bernie Fine sexy time. Cinnamon confusion. Giant mosquito. Ant makes confetti at the range, and was frightened by Soul Train.

For some reason we all sit around waiting for a pair of Jersey Shore chumps to show up.

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Opie and Jim stay on the Shit Show for a bit to further discuss matters.

31 Jan 2012

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Superbowl radio-row and commercials. Old radio promotions and flim-flam. A Drew Barrymore whale film.

The late Jim Norton. Unhealthy family environments and a young Sam movie. Donkey semen drinky poos, and some network TV dolt that still doesn't get it. UFC homage to a 40 year-old wrestling bit.

Steven Van Zandt in studio, he shot a Netflix TV show in Norway
... Roland hovers like a creep.

The boys don't come back from last break.

30 Jan 2012

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Demi Moore, psychotropic entertainment TV, counterfeit reality.

Teen-sensation Joe DeRosa battles wits with the Sex-man, bulls, Christina's gasket seal. Dr Steve and Bill Burr phone in to offer Joe some advice and assistance. Superbowl predictions. The push-ups challenge gets all tangled-up.

Ungrateful punters are cunts. Weak-minded Joe gets bamboozled by the designer glasses racket. The candy sorcery is disected.

Cliff Clavin Movie Game

7 Oct 2011 - Jim Jefferies and John Ratzenberger in studio.

27 Jan 2012

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Sam learns about how the workplace used to be, Mad Men style fucking around ... and then moonbases.

Brief return of the bold Jay Mohr, Wheel Of Fortune and Romney's money. Donald Trump Jr sits in Jimmy's seat, Superbowl analysis and Republican strategy talk.

Adam Ferrara appears, so some car talk. Trump reports back on what he has learned from international travel. Fake reality TV, junk food and air-flight as we wrap things up.

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Opie explores the meaning of friendship with Sam and Mars. The Nagel family mansion. Sam recalls that DL Hughley bought David the intern a hand-job, and against Opie's wishes WhooKid is back.

You get all that and a Ronnie B walk-in too.

26 Jan 2012

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Starbucks, finders-keepers and tangled family trees.

Topical Doctor Gay, celebrity misdemeanors and complications, and then some rapity rape rape.

Nice Henry Winkler in studio. Boys on best behaviour, as Hank works the O&A demographic plugging his new children's book.

Effortless and flowing hour from DL Hughley, he chats prostates, politics, and paedos.

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Opie hangs on the Shit Show for a little bit, then Sam works the phones. Ronnie B walks in.

25 Jan 2012

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Keith the cop gets a treat, SOTU pantomime and all that horseshit, tattoos and tax, the book radio lady was on the Shit Show yesterday.

Tom Green in studio, he doesn't much care for the complications of modern digital communications, but likes Tricasters.

A Tom Green twitter beef. Norton learns about phone video. Surgery, diving off-grid and the ol' Canadian PSAs.

Jay Mohr uses a phone ... err, doesn't go well.

24 Jan 2012

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Why isn't the show going to the Superbowl? The lobby posters are discussed. The Bronco Bash and WAAF RealRockTV larceny is recalled.

Getting obscure with the sex-man, Josh the charity prizewinner gets royally fucked all ends-up and then cinnamon.

Georgeless Otto in studio. Sandwiches and freon. Old New York.

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Kenny doesn't care for Troy and more chances to hear Bobowie.

Double Chip

... double your pleasure.
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23 Jan 2012

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Championship football analysis featuring Doctor Gay.

Dead Joe Paterno talk that goes on for longer than you could possibly imagine, and then some more. Bonus treat of some of the dumbest motherfuckers to ever conspire to pick-up a phone.

Ant wants that Shorty, Chinese New Year, Jimmy thinks Bobowie stinks.

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Opie admits plugola and threatens to call Vanessa Redgrave a cunt, Jimmy wants a photo. New intern season and the Making of Bobowie. All this and much less in a packed Shit Show.

20 Jan 2012

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Hey Buddies ... Mr. Ron Bennington joins the boys.

The radio business and how it all turned to shit. Nostalgia, mortality and music. Trouble at work.

Shadow government and the Harlem UFO. Newt Gingrich and the dysfunctional nature of contemporary politics.

Mick Foley comes in and talks about Happy Days. 'Boss Nigger', the sacred scrolls and misconceptions. Mark Cuban plugs some various TV nonsense and talks a little sports.

RonnieBQuotes:
"... But you know Nixon used to throw a Cuban palm-ball and nobody remembers it. That thing, it would come down and then rise"

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Opie and Mick do a little extra on Sam's Shit Show. Ronnie B comes back for the wrap-up.

Dice Does Eric Roberts

3 Aug 2000 - Dice on phone, Mohr and Breuer in studio. Madness.

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19 Jan 2012

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Twitter talk and Shortys, Marky Mark battles al-Qaeda.

Tom Papa finally gets in the door.

Cruise ship captain and courage under fire. Jerry Springer shows up. ClubSoda Kenny expresses contempt. Everyone then waits around for a Jersey Shore character to park a car.

18 Jan 2012

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The posters again, Pinkberry über-gays like Opie, disaster etiquette.

Another Roland massive spastic fuck-up followed by petty thievery. Best worst man speeches, and some petulant Erock.

Jim Breuer in studio.

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17 Jan 2012

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Anti-social weekend recap and the Italian cruise ship.

MMA fighter Gina Carano in studio, she chokes Norton.

Jimmy has a flight to catch and bails early, Socotra Island, 'Oh Sam!' and then the Sirius lobby posters are discussed. Opie tries to make a spectacular bet, Elton John gets bashed.

Posters re-dux ... starts a vicious new Sirius XM radio-war.

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Kenny-heavy edition of the Shit Show

16 Jan 2012

Ant is taking the day off to commemorate MLK. No live show

Pop-Tarts World

10 Aug 2010 - The Opie And Anthony show explores Pop-Tarts World

Get Back / Space Tits

30 Jun 2011 - Moptop inspired line of the day

Unstoppable Ted Knight

7 Dec 1998 - Ant's Unstoppable Ted Knight impression

13 Jan 2012

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Fatwas all-round, TV tech talk, find the ad. Young Johnny Cash, Tebow Time and peanut butter. The Newfie lunatic returns and gets given the business and good.

Jonathan and Von in studio. Mr. P released 7 Feb

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Von stays-on for Sam's Shit Show, alongside Whoo Kidd.